Dr. █████ (touching SCP-735 awake): Hello, 735.
735: Oh, it's you, █████, you fat [expletive]. What the [expletive] do you want?
Dr.: I'm coming to pick up where Dr. ██████ left off with you.
735: Ha, that [expletive] [expletive], I hope he's having fun in that cell, the [expletive]. You wanna go join him so you can [expletive] his [expletive]?
Dr.: No, I'm here to talk about you, today.
735: Oh yeah, [expletive] for brains? What about? The fact that ████████'s (Dr. █████'s coworker) been screwing your wife for the past two months?
Dr.: That's not true, and you know it. Anyway, as I said, I'm here to talk about you, not me.
735: Yeah, you're right. Like how you couldn't get it up last night, even though that fat [expletive] (Dr. █████'s wife) was pounding your [expletive] with a [expletive] while that [expletive] [expletive] [expletive] porn was on, huh? See, I knew you were a [expletive] [expletive].
Dr.: (becoming visibly agitated): Alright, now you know that's really uncalled for.
735: You mean like the stink that's coming off of you? God, no wonder your [expletive] [expletive] wife is fooling around, you look and smell like a [expletive] rotting buffalo, you eunuch. You know she has her tongue in ████████'s [expletive] right now? She loves doing that. She would never do it to you, you hairy, bloated [expletive]. But that's okay, you like getting that from men, anyway.
Dr.: Shut up! Shut up! I can't help it! I work in this hole all day just to afford that house she made me buy! I can't help it if I never have time to go to the gym!
735: Ha, you miserable [expletive], you haven't seen your [expletive] in five years anyway, it's too late for the gym. And you're still not making enough money to satisfy that [expletive], that's why ████████ bought your [expletive] wife that new blouse last week.
Dr.: She said it was on sale!
735: She would. She's a [expletive] liar and you're a pathetic [expletive] moron to believe her.
Dr.: YOU PIECE OF [expletive]! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
735: Like you took back that car you bought because the [expletive] wife made you? Jesus, she's got the whip wrapped around your neck, you [expletive] dog.
Dr.: YOU [expletive] PILE OF [expletive], I'LL KILL YOU!
Dr. █████ proceeds to pick up SCP-735 and slam it against the wall repeatedly, before throwing it on the floor and kicking it across the room.
735: HA HAAAAA! YOU PANSY-[expletive] [expletive], HIT ME! DO IT HARDER, [expletive]! You're a [expletive] weak human, jus
