Hello Professor,
I will be a little late to class today. Not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move it moves and when it flies it's wings make this horrible whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this
Respectfully, I am in tears
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