copy pasta for when you need eyebleach with words, straight from pegasus:
Holy mother of pearl, oh my god, what have I done to deserve this, dude? Listen I lost all my loot in Minecraft the other day and I'm not even half as upset as what I just saw on my screen right there. That was cringe manifested. That was cringe personified. That was the single black hole in the universe from which all cringe in the entire world spawns. My ears have been assaulted to a degree that I could not even imagine. I want compensation. I feel violated. I feel traumatized and I want to die more than even before.
