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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

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I f**ked your mom
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Q: What does this mean?
A: The amount of times i have have had sex with your mom has increased by one.

Q: Why did you do this?
A: There are several reasons I may may f**k your mom. These include, but are not limited to:
Being a retard
Being a retard

Q: Am I going to be f**ked aswell?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from doing these things in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to f**k you aswell, which may cause you to loose your virginity.

Q: I don't believe you should of f**ked my mom, can you unf**k her
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I unf**k someone’s mom. If you would like to issue an unf**k, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of unf**k appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

*cracks knuckles*

What if I'm already f**king myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go f**k myself". I may be f**king myself already. I may as well not be f**king myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my p**is, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my p**is. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.

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What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.

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If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

I sexually Identify as your mom. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of cooking for your father and you and f**k your father and make you more sisters. People say to me that a person being your mom is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. im gonna marry your father. From now on I want you guys to call me " Mommy" and respect my right to cook food and f**k your father. If you can't accept me you're a mommyphobic and need to check if your mom is still alive. Thank you for being so understanding