Last night I had a dream that Weird Al outpizza’d the hut and the FBI sent Master Chief, Bobba Fett, and Deadpool to kill him. Deadpool almost had him but Weird Al bribed him with pizza. Deadpool instantly regretted it when he learned that the bounty on Weird Al’s head was, if I remember correctly, 1 quintillion dollars. “It was a damn good pizza,” Deadpool thought to himself, “but not worth 1 quintillion dollars.” Bobba Fett and Deadpool ended up fighting after Deadpool told him what happened. Deadpool won and Bobba Fett died once again, while Weird Al watched from the shadows smiling to himself knowing that there was one less person hunting him down. Master Chief had captured Weird Al, but abandoned the search when weird Al told him that Aliens gave him the recipe, and if he didn’t make it they’d kill him. Of course, there were no aliens, but Master Chief went after them anyway. Weird Al knew how to appeal to his audiences. As long as he hid in the shadows, Deadpool could never track him down. It was the perfect crime.
They never ended up catching him. He had outpizza’d the hut, and gotten away with it.
