REPENT OF YOUR WICKED WAYS OR SOD OFF! I WAS LAYING IN THE GUTTER PICKING UP MY TEETH WHEN ST. PETER HIMSELF APPEARS BEFORE ME:; THEN HE GOBBED IN ME FACE AND TURNED BACK INTO A STREET LIGHT. AND THAT'S HOW I CAME TO R/DANKCHRISTIANMEMES; SEAN, YA WANKER!
