Daisy: Luigi what’s wrong?

Luigi (Charlie Day): THIS PEPE SOLINA IS COMING EVERY DAY & IS GETTING ME ANNOYED

Daisy: then just kill it

Luigi (Charlie Day): there is no Pepe Solina, the man does not exists so I was like “OH SH*T BUDDY, U GOT TO BE KIDDING I GOT BOX FULL OFF PEPE”!

Daisy: okaayyy

Luigi (Charlie Day): ye

Daisy: get rid of the box.

Luigi (Charlie Day): oh ye I should *throws the box outside the window*

Daisy: problem solved

Luigi (Charlie Day): ye th- oh, Mario’s coming
Mario (Chris Pratt): it’s a me, I’ma Mario
(The ramdom names in brackets are the people that will voice them in the illumination Mario Movie)

Daisy: Hi Mario!

Mario (Chris Pratt): oh hi, u wonder Wut I sound like

Daisy: Anyways. Luigi and Mario I have teleportation powers. *Teleports Peach*

Mario (Chris Pratt): uh

Princess Peach: Hello Mario

Mario (Chris Pratt): hi

Other Luigi: CALM DOWN!

Luigi (Charlie Day): NO I FCKING WON’T

Luigi:...

Mario (Chris Pratt): oh hey Luigi
Luigi: (Charlie Day): oh hi Mario

Mario:(grumbles)
Sonic: Sup guys!

Mario (Chris Pratt): who r u

Sonic:...uh..im sonic? Yo thats a version of mario right?
Mario: yeah...a low budget version

Luigi (Charlie Day): I FKING HEARD THAT
Mario (Chris Pratt): shut, I’m not a low budget version, I’m a illumination budget version

Mario:....

Mario (Chris Pratt): also others are coming

Luigi: OH SHIT ITSA CHARLIE DAY?!
Mario: why r u screa- HOLY SHIT CHARLIE DAY?! WTF ARE U DOIN HERE!

Luigi: (Charlie Day): THIS STUPID PEPE SOLINA IS COMING UP ALL DAY
Mac: can’t u just shut u-
Luigi (Charlie Day) SHUT UP MAC

Mario: u mean quill from guardians of the garbage? That guy sucks!

Mac: Uh yes

Mario: NO IMA MARIO DA ONE AND ONLY U SOUND NOTHING LIKE ME SO GET UR ASS OUT OF HERE QUILL

Mario (Chris Pratt): bruh

Luigi: WHAT IS HAPPENENING!?
Mario: IDFK

Luigi (Charlie Day): ok who r u

Mario: WE DA F**KIN MARIO BROS BITCH

Luigi (Charlie Day): ok
Mac: oh Jesus Christ Charlie

Mario: OMG I WANNA SEE BOWSER!
Luigi: y?
Mario: CUZ HES JACK BLACK
Luigi: OMFG!!!

Bowser (Jack Black): *apperes*

Mario: HOLY F**K ITSA JACK BLACK!

Mario: that dude is garbage

Mac: ye I don’t like the movie, but he’s here!
Mario (Chris Pratt): it’s a me, I’ma Mario

Sonic: half of the employees here are made up

Mario (Chris Pratt): oh

Mario: we could get fired
Sonic: what if i told u we already did
Mario: w u t
Luigi: 3 pink slips arrived in da mail a week ago one for me,one for sonic and one for you and guess what i did...I MAILED THEM HALFWAY TO SIBERIA!

Sonic (Ben Schwartz): ayyy

Mario:..

Mario. (Chris Pratt): what

Mario:...luigi..all the employees are real...and they have been asking for their mail for months

Luigi (Charlie Day): ._.

Bowser (Jack Black): k

Luigi: HOLY SHIT WE BE LIKE UR BIGGEST FANS! With marios belly literally being the biggest
Mario: I HEARD THAT

Mac: I think Chris Pratt Mario is coming
Luigi (Charlie Day) mhm

Sonic: Charlie day Luigi i hate to tell u this but pepe selvia dose not exsist

Luigi (Charlie Day): ARE YOU KIDDING ME