tom: i'm just dancin' | you: no you're having a seizure

Cookie: DUDE!? LIKE WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

Kawaii: I will shoot you with the cringe gun(TomTord rocket launcher) and with my 5000 cat harpoons if you don't leave right now...

Cookie: ok. *walks away*

Tom: *goes back to seizuring*

Tom: i'm just dancin' *seizures more*

Cookie: you dance like a monkey on seizures....

Tom: but i am having a seizure

Cookie: exactly now stop

Tom: no *grabs harpoon and points it at you*

Cookie: you look like you could kill me but you are actually a cinnamon roll.

My OC, Kawaii: *yeets in* Don't hurt him, or else...
(you may as well look at my profile tagline to see why Kawaii jumped in and is doing this)

Cookie: i won't hurt him....he was gonna hurt me ._.

Kawaii: then WHY didn't you leave in the furst place???

Cookie: cause im not a scaredy cat.

(Carlos} *joins in seizure*

Carlos and Tom: *slapping noises while seizuring*

Lucy: *Plays this https://youtu.be/PCoXzYWFrmc?t=637 *

Tom: *is still seizuring*

Lucy: *plays this instead https://youtu.be/PCoXzYWFrmc?t=484 *

Tom: *is STILL seizuring*

Lucy: *plays this https://youtu.be/faD6OGv-M_g?t=55 *

Tom: *continues seizuring but floats away from you during seizuring*

Lucy: What the f**k?

Tom: *seizures away*

Lucy: ok then?

Retro: you ok bro?

Tom: i'm just dancin'

Retro: more like having a massive seizure

Tom: no

Retro: yes

Tom: *plays sporting and does slapping the floor noises while seizuring*

XDDDDD

bf: *has a seizure too*

Tom: *plays sporting and does slapping the floor noises while seizuring with bf*

bf: *seizures so much it looks like hes not moving at all*

Tom: *starts floating while seizuring and slapping the ground harder*

bf: *explodes the whole game*

Tom: *seizures*
Kawaii: i'll be taking this.

bf: *still is seizuring*

Adam: *dances with him*

Red: *dances with him*

Dust: *dances with him*

Bloody: *dances with him*

Black eyes: *dances with him*

Zack: *dances with him*

Cherry: *dances with him*

Mark: ……

everyone except mark: *dances seizurely*

Adam: *plays sporting*

everyone: *slapping the floor noises while seizuring*

Mark: …………

Tom: *floats while seizuring*

Mark: .-.

Tord: stupid old tom

Kawaii: what are you screaming fur???

Tord: * just screams *

Kawaii: Tell me who you're screaming, or I'll shoot chu with the holy cringe gun...

( me a mattedd shipper: lets do this )
Tord: * screams pointing *

(me whos a tordtord, mattedd, and kinda tordedd shipper: hMmMmMmMm)
Kawaii: what are you pointing at???

* matt and edd are making out * Tord: * Trieste you escape

Kawaii: *uses telekinesis to hold Tord in the middle of the hole and turns the walls to lava*

*why
damn it autocorrect

Tom: *pissed*
My oc cat humanoid russian demon cat god, Kawaii: *flies in and glues a boombox playing sunshine lollipops to your back and flies away with Tom*
Kawaii: Nyan! 🤣

Tord: I-I-I * screams * ILL DO ANYTHING

Kawaii: You'll do anything, just to get the sunshine lollipops gone...?

Tord: Y E S

Kawaii: *constricts you with her two cat tails*
Kawaii(wavy voice): HmMmMmMmMmM...
Kawaii: I am le TomTord shipper so fur you to be free... KISS TOM AND I'LL LET CHU FREE OF THE SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS!!

* Tord just blushes * Tord: forever?

Kawaii: Furever.

Tord: * sighs and kisses Tom *

Kawaii: *snaps fingers* the sunshine lollipops is gone.
Kawaii: To be honest, I hate sunshine lollipops too. It... Can go die in a ditch. I just have much more patience than you do with it, soooo...

Tord: * runs away *

Kawaii: *whips out two cat tails, expands them, and grabs you*

Tord: WHAT DO YOU WANT

Kawaii: You can never trust me... >:3 *tapes you to a wall with that same boombox playing sunshine lollipops but this time at the boombox's max volume and the sunshine lollipops is earrape*

Tord: * his ears pop and bleed everywhere * HULY SHAT I CANT HARE

Kawaii holds out a sign in your face that says:

Well, at least you can't hear the sunshine lollipops anymore!
I can heal your hearing if you want though... do you want me to?
Also, sorry fur literally making your ears flip. I just like messing around with people..

Tord: A DUNT CORE I CAN,t HEAR IT DO IM GUUD

Kawaii: *snaps fingers and makes all the glue and the boombox disappear*
Kawaii shows you another sign that says:

I'm healing your hearing anyway, and I'll also make it so with my powers you are disabled to hear sunshine lollipops but you can hear everything else. And I don't care what you say~

Kawaii begins doing some sort of... Harpoon dance with demonic looking ritual circles???
I don't know, I just need some sort of s p e s h u l effect because ye

Tord: wa-

Kawaii constricts you with her two cat tails and puts you in a hole that you can't get out of.
Kawaii: all better :)

Tord: * screams *