You Get Nothing You Lose Good Day Sir Animated GIF Maker

"I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. The lifetime supply of chocolate, for Charlie. When does he get it?"
"He doesn't."
"Why not?"
"He broke the rules."
"Rules? What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we Char-
"WRONG, SIR, WRONG! UNDER SECTION 37B OF THE CONTRACT SIGNED BY HIM, IT STATES QUITE CLEARLY THAT ALL OFFERS SHALL BECOME NULL AND VOID, IF, AND YOU CAN READ IT YOURSELF IN THIS PHOTOSTATIC COPY, 'I, THE UNDERSIGNED, SHALL FORFEIT ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, AND LICENSES HEREIN CONTAINED ETCETERA ET CETERA, *random latin gibberish*' IT'S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS, YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED, SO..."

Shoot the 'GIF Maker" wasn't suppose to be there.