Carolina Fighting

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you have the personality of a goldfish and teeth as yellow as one

How do you not know
Oh wait, you're a dumbass

last i checked you weren't an IQ test. provide facts on your roasts or else they don't make sense and could be turned on you lol

Bruh
It's a roast
It doesn't need facts

because you're not smart enough to give me facts.
at least I don't delete and come back a millisecond later for attention

Hey I didn't delete
My mom did

sucks to suck bro

I bet you're rotten fruit
Cause you belong in the trash

how is that even a roast

Because it's true

and how is it true

That roast
Wow

this isn't a roast i just want to know how it's true

you wouldn't know unless you lived in the garbage yourself

No, there's a mirror in here
Cause all I see looking at you is rotten fruit
Which is garbage

how tf did we get a mirror

Idk, you're just looking at it

how do you know im looking at it

*grabs grill*
*Throws you on grill and roasts you*

careful you're gonna make him more burnt that he already was

But why would I be spending my time talking trash to a monkey?

(that sounded so racist .-.

At least I'm a sniper monkey
Stinky

You better shut with that talk before I contact your master

Jokes on you, I don't have one

(I was making a slavery joke)

oh dear your skin looks so dirty lemme clean it up- oh wait thats how its supposed to be

Exactly
Got a problem with black?

(lol im jk I can't think up anything better than racist things to say for some reason .-.

I never had a problem with black, until I found out you existed

I Never had a problem with ugly
Until I met you

Why are you talking to a mirror?

Who?
You?

damn my mind is a big foggy i can't think any other material XD

DAAAMN
I ROASTED YOU OUT INSTEAD

honestly I wasn't even roasting you I was just making racist remarks .-.

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yo mama

-puts in toaster-

(jk btw)

:T

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

At least I know how to think

Hold still. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

I'm trying to imagine you with a life
Oh wait, I can't

You have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.

Jokes on you, it is!

How would you know? Have you ever looked In a mirror?
Oh wait, you can’t, because all mirrors within a 50 mile radius shatters.

Bruh
Do me a favor
Stop wasting my time
You were created on accident you freak

I know.
I know I’m a freak.
I get told that everyday.
I get told to be better than I am every day.
I get told to not be myself everyday.
Smile.
Don’t cry.
Get good grades.
Youre a girl. Act like one.
You’re cocky.
You’re too quiet.
Don’t add more to the list of reasons to kill myself.