Woe is me
Gettin' into trouble,
On purpose.
Was it worth this?
I should win a ribbon or prize,
For breakin' into a bank by surprise
But on the surface,
I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing.
I guess I'll just make like a tree and leave.
They can't cage me, ha ha ha how naive.
Now I've got the cake out, time for me to break out
Failure soon will lead to success,
Even if it's excessive,
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness,
So I 'm doing the best I can,
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm the Stick Man with the plan.
They called the court to order,
Third-rate counsel takin' my case.
My palm to my face.
Tried to break the bank,
Hiding in a bag.
Now I gotta prove that I didn't do that.
Got so lawyered up by an Ace Attorney.
Made them think that the cop put me in the sack.
A shame I'm the same old kleptomaniac.
Don't you mind me,
I'll take my leave so casually.
Used a crowbar,
All is clear, I'm nearly free.
Gotta run now,
You boys in blue, you bring me down, down, down,
Makin' my way outta town.
Dodgin' bullets,
You betcha I'ma pull this off.
I'm bustin' outta Mesa.
Failure soon will lead to success,
Even if it's excessive,
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness,
So I 'm doing the best I can,
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm the Stick Man with the plan.
Failure soon will lead to success,
Even if it's excessive,
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness,
So I 'm doing the best I can,
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm the Stick Man with the plan.