Punishment for Roddy

im here, before this happens, whats the type of punishment

No death involved. *grabs the kurgisama* Now, before I do this Roddy, apologies in advance. This will smart a bit. Now turn around.

*turns around* *throws coin in the sea for good luck*

Hey! as Borderline's other assistant, either you watch without being comfortable, or...*pulls out coconut gun* I get target practice

*Gets in Tiger tank 237*

Alright, first off, how are you in a tank, when tanks haven't been invented until the 1900s? And i'm supposed to punish you for your crimes! Luckily, with me being from different timelines, I can get around this.
*punches tank and tank shatters because i'm OP plant boi in canon*

Very Simple *grabs dimensioniser* this device allows me to go through time and space.

Oh, you mean this *no longer in your hand and i break it* Don't bother getting more. I broke them all as well.

You can't break my armor, it also is one, I made it with old Challenger 2 armor

I
Don't
care.
I can snap every bone in your human body without even denting that dumb armor.

*puts tape over mouth so no more words come out*

*incoherent muttering*

Chester is 6 foot freaking 2 and the marshall is s i x f o o t s e v e n

What's a lot of damage?

*sighs* Youve changed quite a bit you know. Let me just say, as a person who doesnt like to apologize very much, that Im sorry i treated you harshly in the past. *swings the kurgisama in an arc and the blade lodges in your calf*

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* Its fine, we all make mistakes *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

Hey, Mr. Roddy. I'm part of your punishment. Prepare to die.

*laughter* Dont worry, just scream it all out! *throws the chain on the mast so it's like a pully now* Do you want a heads up or nah?

I will do better without the heads up

This is intended as a joke.

Alright~! *jumps up and holds onto the chain, making you fly up in the air upside down*

*yells up at you* Its better if you dont focus on your leg!

*goes unconscious*

*revives Roddy and slaps him*

*what happened?*

Ah, Dejmin! I missed you! (Dejmin means demon) thats for helpin out! Can you do me a favor?

*cursing* Ach! Hey! wake up! Fainting aint allowed! *shakes the chain*

*wakes up* * sees blood all over* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE

*waves up at you* Youre being punished~!

*yells to you* Does it hurt to swing around?

Yeah! what is it?

Cna you get me the darts and my daggers please?

I can do that plus one better * grabs the darts and daggers and pulls out a sword and crossbow* Here you go.

*eyes light up* Good boyo! Thanks!

No prob. Now, what are we gonna do?

*smirks* You see him? *points up at Roddy* He's our new dartboard. Throw some knives at him or darts.

On it!

For this image I apologize, but still he did it to me.

Ah, its gonna suck to be you then.

*nods* Have fun, Roddy. *walks off*

*stands back a bit and closes one eye* mmmhmmmm...hey Roddy, see if you can dodge, alright? *throws a dart at you*

*puts finger up* AH MY FINGER IS GONE

*yells* No its not! Calm down! No limb loss is involved! Besides, the dart landed in your back!

oh, EVEN WORSE

*giggles* Its just a dart like the throwing darts you play carnival games with!

I HATED CLOWNS

Aw, the blood loss making you crazy, dearie~? *throws another dart*

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Haha! You can try to thrash around and avoid 'em you know!

*dodges one* haha you cant get me no-

What you did.

Borderline! S-116 is kinda being too op!

Dude, I'm using the tank as a vantage point to watch.

i mean the dimension thing, and-whatever. I am your punishment. You must fight me with hand-to-hand combat

Mm

*nods* I know, I know. Im ignorin' em' for now.

Eh? Now thats what Im talking about! *Throws a knife at you* Now lets up the ante~!

*catches knife* Oww my finger

*flicks my wrists making some razor blades fly around you in a 360 degree fashion* Catch that!

*catches one but gets hit 8 times

(20 razors hit you, or well, 19)

"Well, I think I should give you a break. Now, Roddy, you stay up there for a day or two, alright? But feel free to talk."

((You can post comments but no images, alright?))

Fine, no images until 9:00 PM ET

Just in my opinion, thats a lot of damage.

10PM, alright? I have to extend your punishment by an hour remember?

fine whatever

What in the blazes has my daughter been up to? Trials, punishments? Care to explain?

Roddy Ricch has been harassing me for weeks now. want me to continue m8?

I don't feel like getting into kid drama. If you're having problems with a user harassing you other kids aren't gonna help matters. I'll message you.

M8 I am a Staff Sgt of the U.S. Army.

You're a kid tho

Private chat please, we don't need to add kindling to the fire

Actually you started it, i just fired back like a normal person would

and I bought the popcorn

I-its kinda like a roleplay mama! Hehe....I-Im just doing my job! I-Im just pretending-!