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XD EvIl
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You got an orange star?!?! Omg I want that. It's my faverite color ever lol
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Orange star? Ah, my favorite color is red
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Oh. Cool
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I hate my life
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Hey, don't say that
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Why? I lost my great uncle yesterday
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kill me instead
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lol
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No
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Anyways I kinda gotta go. Love you bye😊✌
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Yeah, wanna go on a date sometime?
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Sure. Where at?
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WOT M8
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Can i call you babe?
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gross
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Wait. Umm no
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Wtf dude
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Ah
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What? Are you ok?
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Did you mean it

*blushes*
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Well yeah if I didn't I wouldn't say it
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Bruh...
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Aaaw, i did that so when im not on you will know i always love you
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Haha. Aww
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Where do you live?
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Every where. I don't really have a home that I'm always at
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So you do like me?
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Maybe
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So... You mean...
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Yep
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Do you have that weird feeling when you talk to me?
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Not really. Sorry
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We like the same things
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True
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Ok, do you love me any more now?
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Wdym
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I guess it is just money, sadly i wont be online until monday, i love you, and if you're ever alone and feel unloved just look at my tagline
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Ok. See ya. Love you bye
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Virginia
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Oh. That's not too far.
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Ah, i have dreamed of building a Ford Ranger badder than the Big Red Camaro, and if you dont know big red, search it up, its 'The Baddest Camaro Ever'
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Yeah. He's pretty good
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What, how many homes do you have?
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Lots. Say a place and tell you if I so or not
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Because you are sweet, kind willing to help, like some of the same things as me, you're rich, which makes you powerful
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Umm. Ig. And you don't need to vote for me I know imma win
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Money is the main issue
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Just ask me lol
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Why would you do that? You have me to love you
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Its not too much is it?
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Mmm. I don't know
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Why?
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I knew it, ha, you were just being nice, you wouldnt want me as a bf anyways because of one thing
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Love you too, Who would shoot me? I got a crossbow and a normal bow plus like 4 hunting knives, i think im pretty safe, and a dirt bike, a six and a half horsepower Go-Kart which has been clocked at around 50 miles per hour, and i can use them for a quick getaway if needed, and yeah ill try your tips for getting rich
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But you have a bf
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So that means I can't love people?
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I love everyone. They just might not know it yet
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You have seen big red?
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Yeah. I road in him a few times
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Toano, Virginia?
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No. But I have one in the state
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Ashburn. Thats what it is
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Like my tagline?
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Yeah lol. You didn't have too.
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Do you love me more than you did
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Well your makeing me happy. So ig
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You would help me?
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Yeah if you needed it
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Because i dont want to show you so much love that you hate me
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Yoi fine.
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You wouldnt want me as a bf, because i would spend all your money building drag cars
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No way. If you building drag cars you can habe anything you want. I love them and dirt bikes but still
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And honestly I wouldn't mind haveing anyone as bf
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Funeral for my great uncle this Wednesday and my parents are getting divorced in less than a month at my estimation
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Haha, yeah true
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What?
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Where? Virginia beach?
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No im sorry
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Sorry about being gone, im back for a few minutes
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Ok, beat memer up please, he is spamming me
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Hmm. Why
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Wow
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What?
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I WOULD CARE IFF YOU GOT SHOT
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You don't have to. It already happened
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I dont know ashburn, im closer to Williamsburg
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Oh. I think i have a plane there I don't know for sure. I'll call and ask Sara
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Ok so I don't have a plane there
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Love you
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Yep
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You wouldnt say yes if i asked you to be my gf would you?
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Yeah
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No, i guess everyone has secrets, but you cant just say you love me when you have a bf, thats kinda cheating
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No it's not. I'm cheating on anyone. I'm one of most loyal gf someone could have. And it's not a Secret. It's the truth
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I mean on a image
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Oh. Haha
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What? I can if you want me too
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You can what?
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Nvm
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Oh ok
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I know, i just wanted to reassure you, and you probs should of said no weapons, love you :)
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Oh no I ain't scared. He could have any gun if he wanted. He could even shot me and j wouldn't care.but personally I like knives
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Oh, you do like me though right? Like more than a friend?
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Yeah. But you lk acting weird
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Wow, what businesses do you own?
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A dirt buck track, an archery, and a place where people can go and make knives
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That listening to them is hilarious
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Oh yep.
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Lol, theres no chance that we live near eachother
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Where are you?
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I can overdose you in love, its your call
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What ever makes you happy
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Like THE Big Red?
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Yep. And some of the speed flyers plains
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Im fine
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Hmm?
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You can blow up my comments anytime
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Haha. Ok
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Did that mean no?
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No I ment yep
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?
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Love you :)
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You already said that
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Well you do have a good point. I believe you are loyal
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Haha
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I can do tricks on dirt bikes, REALLY? That would be my heaven
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I do races on them
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Thats better than a no
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Yep
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I know, im really stressed right now thats why
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Why? What's wrong?
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Must be nice being rich
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Idk. I guess it is
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Ah, ok
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But i want to make you happy
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Everything makes me happy
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Ha, ok, i figured, i only wanted to mess with you
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I dont mean to be rude, but you told me the story of your mom, but what about your dad?
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Umm. I'll tell you later
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But how would you make this work, and when did you start liking me?
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I've always liked you haha
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I prefer drag trucks, because they are different than drag cars
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Yeah. The maker more noice
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'I guess?' thats my dream to be rich
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Not to blow up your comments but. If you really want to be rich I'll give you a head start with it and then let you go. You need to get a well preying job. And when you have enough you need to start a business.it doesn't have to be a big one just has to be one.wait a few years and get some houses. Or if your not old enough like I was ask your 19 yo friend to put his name on it. And let people stay in the houses for as long as they want as long as they pay. And then boom there you go your rich. Also I don't really think that it help me with rich people all around me when I was growing up but you know it's aight. Anyways I hope that helps. Love you. Don't get shot
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Honestly it's just money
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Why?
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Whats a speed flyer?
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Sorry not that. Like raceing jets
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You had me on dirt bike and archery, 2 of my favorites, when you hit knives it scared me kinda
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Oh don't worry. The thing imma be hiring is myself. And I have 4 rooms just for knives and guns
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Wow, you mean that as a friend
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Hmm?
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Im just being interrogated by some idiots
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Who.
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Lucky,, i only know 2 ways to drive: full throttle or wide open
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Yeah. I have friends that do them for a living. I don't know much about them in more of a dirt bike girl myself. But when k get the chance I'll go to the shows
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Haha
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What?
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And its more of a challenge to build a drag truck
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Not really. If you have the stuff you need
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I dont want to make you mad, because you will slice me to death with knives
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No. I don't even know what you look like so that would be kinda hard to do. And I would it to anyone
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So you would say yes?
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Yep
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Well, i CAN say it again
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Yeah I know. But why do you like me?
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I have a bad reputation with knives, guns are a different story
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Oh. Why's that?
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Do you like me as a friend or more than that?
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I don't really know you. So I can't really answer that.
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Nvm, i love you
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Hmm?
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Love you too,

Wait...

Did you just say that?
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Yep
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Who shot you
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A few people
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It was like 150 people on his island
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You wouldnt kill me though... Right?
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No never
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Well atleast answer one thing...
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Ok
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People
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I dunno
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then is little bitchs. Funny listen to then
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You online?
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Yep
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I ALWAYS cut myself with knives on accident, guns im fine with
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Yeah I don't only cut myself. I slit my throat once, stabbed my leg and a few other things. But guns Max and I like to place them around the house and hunt each other down
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Yeah, i wish i had a girl like you...
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Oh. Why?
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Hey, im gonna be on now for like 30 minutes
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Ok
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I'm not gonna say that you have so much to live for because that's. Not true. But what k am going to say is just breath. Get out of the house sometimes. Just clear your head. Think if all the things that like. Not that you love what you like
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I only understood about half of that and even less in smart people terms
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Sorry
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Its ok, my dad is going to spread his ashes alone,

Do you know the people in your family who touch everyone when they pass?
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you realize you just said that Trooper1 does not have so much to live for right?
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I don't really remember asking what I said. I've I have been through more than all of you so plz don't start with me
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ok
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I am close to getting my orange hammer
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Cool
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