I wonder how many people actually get what I consider to be a smaller joke because Adam Jenson does actually pull people through walls.
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When the jym teacher thinks that you've had enough time in the bathroom
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yes, we only get like a minute for us guys and we have to walk like a minute to the bathroom, take a piss, and then walk a minute back, so he is like 'where have you been?'
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Lol
Me: can I use the bathroom?
Jym teacher: yeah shure, take your time
Jhm teacher when I get back: one second has passed
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im making a meme about that right now....
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Dont use that, I'm making that a meme rn
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1 up, 4y,
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no, i made the one based off a minute that i had a idea for
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Ah okay GOOD
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if i didnt love you i would have taken that, but i also didnt understand yours and i love you so yeah, i didnt take your
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One good reason and one bad reason 🤣
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so, its because i didnt understand it?
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0 ups, 4y
Mhm
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1 up, 4y,
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you just profile stalked, and yes i want help with getting you back.... *sighs*
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*sigh* not exactly, it's a long story, so I ended up on ememeon's profile, saw odd comments and knew that that was you, and I just couldn't help myself 🤣 and I know, and you'll need it
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BRUH
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Hahahah
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she is very attractive, she has a curse that makes every guy fall in love with her when a guy sees her
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Yeah I know I just looked it up.... that was stupid I mean like she cursed you to be bad at it
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why? why dont you like me anymore? what did i do for the second time that made it go away?
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*sigh* because you cheated
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1 up, 4y,
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that shouldnt have gotten rid of your feelings for me...
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*glares* but it did
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i just did 5 pull-ups!!! WHOOOOO
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0 ups, 4y
Heh what you dont know is that while in quarantine, I use my moms 20 pound weights STRONK
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i know
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Lol nice
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1 up, 4y,
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i hate Aphrodite....
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0 ups, 4y
Aphrodite?
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its the opposite of nice *sighs*
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Hahaha we all know that feel
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1 up, 4y,
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i can do that easy, i just never do pull-ups
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Mmm I do pull ups easy but can never do push ups 🤣😅
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*sighs* goddess of love
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0 ups, 4y
I am NOT the goddess of love
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PUSH UPS ARE SOOOOO EASY, i can do 80 curl ups in 3 minutes too and like 30 push ups in 3
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Then you're doing it wrong
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1 up, 4y,
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doing what wrong? the pull ups?
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No, the curl ups
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1 up, 4y,
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no, i feel the burn, i just motivate myself to keep going
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How do you do it?
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like your supposed to
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Ur supposed to lie down in the normal position, then put tape where your fingers are then try to cross the line in tape withought fully sitting up. Look behind you so it doesn't hurt your neck
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no, thats who Aphrodite is *sighs really hard in dissapointment*
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Ooooooh hahahaha yeah she probably cursed you are something 🤣
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hence is why i should have killed her 1,000 years ago *sighs*
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*inhales* but ya didnt
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WHY DIDN'T YOU??!!
I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1 up, 4y,
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that feel sucks
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Yeah, it does
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thats exactly what i do, minus the tape
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Kk then u do it right sry my gym teacher is always like everyone on this sorry little planet does it wrong!
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1 up, 4y,
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whats the good reason?
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That you didnt understand it
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same with mine
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Lol yeah
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is the good one the one where i said i love you and so i wouldnt take it because i have a good moral character?
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0 ups, 4y
No
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1 up, 4y,
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*sighs* i love you
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0 ups, 4y
*sigh* I saw the thing about asking ememeon for help, I'm not blind
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1 up, 4y,
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how do YOU know?
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Because here, I might be "popular" or have friends, but in real life, I spend my recess leaning agenst a tree with my hood up so you can see everything but my eyes
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i know *sighs*
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You aren't neglected atleast
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1 up, 4y,
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maybe....
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What do you mean by maybe?
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nvm
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Kk
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1 up, 4y,
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im not popular at my school
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And I'm at the place where I have no friends, i eat alone, I spend recess up against a tree, but yet i am respected and feared in a way
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same!!!
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Same thing happens at home, I'm always overlooked, always in the shadow of my brother
