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Yarr, I have a weird tale for ye then.

Ok lassy.

Yarr, ye there? I was gone drivin' meself half insane, lad.

What happened?

A lot.

Like..?

Okay, so me dad went to this pet store and was gonna by this Betta fish, and do ye know how thar' come in lil' containers with a hole in thar' top, lad?

Yeah

Me if me dad did thar':

How?!!?!!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQrXqCvLhdU

What if I told you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XWomD6TazQ

I was gonna say I never saw it :).

I saw that one a few years ago.

But-

It's amazing!

...

What?

Yes

Ja

Si

نعم

Okay, so me dad has this car that he loves and he wouldn't want any of thar' fish water spillin' in his car. So, he went to a cashier for a bag, like thar' ones ye put fish in when ye bring em' home (like thar' picture) and he even motioned a bit so she knew what he was sayin'. Yarr, the lass's mind must have buffered cus' she told me dad:
'Sorry, we can't do that, water might get in the bag.'
And me dad was like, but that's thar' whole point! I wasn't there, but me dad tol' me it all when he got home. Yargh, we had a good laugh.

Good for you mate :)

Yargh, water might get in the bag.
When he tol' me that, I was like:

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WhAt iN tHe hElL I wAs gOnE fOr 2 dAyS aNd yOu cHaNgEd yOuR nAme (I never saiD iT waS bAd oK?)

Yargh, lass.

*sCrEeCh* so, hows liFe staying inside and not leaving for 2 weeks and online skool ;-;

Yarr?

What-

...?

I-I asked a q-question..? And your questioning my question..*visible confuzzlednes*

I am confused on yer question, lass.

Like, howS iT gOiNg? How do you fell ‘bout all this corona crap?

Yargh, can't wait to die, lassy,

I dunno if I want to die or not at this point. The person I like and I need to figure stuff out, just it’s rumored that schools will be shut down for the rest of the school year. Just that’s not the only problem, he also mentioned he’s getting homeschooled next school year, so I most likely won’t see him or talk to him ever aGaiN :,D

Aarr, sorry to hear that, lad. Do ye have his gmal, if he has one, so ye can still keep in touch?

I’ve already emailed him right when I got home from school on the last Monday we had, but I never got a response back.

lass*

Yarr, that's life, lassie.
Yarr! Ye win some, ye lose some.

I’ve mostly been losing some-

Ye'll gain some in thar' end.
"Yarr! Ye play with fire, and sometimes you get burned!"

We’ll see...

Don't get yerself down over it, lass. Ye don't know what'll come out of it, and yer only lookin' at thar' dark side. Yargh, look at thar' bright side, lassy!

*contines looking at shadowZ*

Well, if ye become last in thar' darkness, don't come cryin' to me, I told ye what I have, and its up to ye to take me words and put them into action. Me crew knows best to listen to me or face thar' consequences.
*chuckles and sips tea*