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what flippin skillz broh

Yep.

Kenny wants to talk to you

Heh... You know how I treat everyone differently?

I actually don't...

Reeeally? Well, I treat everyone differently based on how I feel towards them, whiiiich is usually based off of first impression... If I get a bad first impression, there will hardly be a bond. If i get a good first impression, I can be pretty decent to that person... But, bonds can be easily broken with me, or strengthened... but if a bond was never formed and you had a terrible first impression, it can take days, weeks, even months to gain that trust from me....

How about me. I honestly used to do the same thing and I still kinda do

You.... You made a great first impression for me... This is the little secret between you and I... You, out of all people, are probably my favorite. Yes, even I, Whiplash, pick favorites. Besides, you're pretty cool. But don't mess with the bond we have, nor underestimate it. If I didn't like ya, I'd be givin' ya Hell, which is why I always just joke around with you and all. You have never seen my full dark side. Be glad about that, kid.

Thanks, man :). You seem pretty chill to man. You are my favorite side personality!

Thanks. If you ever need anything from me, I'm here.

Same. You won't be expecting a side personality from me so I'm always here :)

*chuckles* Fair enough.

What about me

Eh, you're okay.

Just okay

*shrugs* Yeah.

*Sips tea*

*raises glass of wine* Heh, see? I'm not all that bad, now, am I? Sure, I may be a devious, snarky bastard, but what's wrong with that?

I may be fairly laid back. But I can be a f**king rage monster.

Same. *sighs* So, how was today for ya? *sips wine*

Better than most. I'm just in my room eating chips.

That's good. I'm just on my bed. Well, its Ememeon's, but I AM her... Hmm, I just realized that I am kind of a guy stuck in a girl's body... huh, odd. *sips wine* Now I want chips.

Wanna know what having a dick feels like?

Yes... I will never actually know what it is like physically. Only mentally... *sigh* And online, I guess.

You're lucky. Boners suck.

*chip eating sucks* Really? I'd think that they'd actually feel good.

It feels hard and you can control it.

F**K, I MEANT *CHIP EATING STOPS* IT DOES NOT SUCK TO EAT CHIPS

F**k it, Imma go get some chips.

Get some BBQ

I got Honey BBQ. *crunches chip*

That shits good

F**k yea, man. *chews and swallows another chip*

Hey man, I'm just munchin and crunchin' on some Honey BBQ chips. *eats chip*

those are the BEST

You're tellin' me.

But that's the good part. It has to be hard to have sex. Right?

Eh

No duh, this is still Whiplash. I confuse people a lot, my bad.

No worries.

Yeah.

What's up

Gravity.

Cool story man

Yeah, I know, bro.

Yaaa

Yass.

Yooooo

Broooooooooooo.

Broski

But...

I don know because I am a virgin

Whiplash: I'm not. *smirks*

Well shit.

Hmph. What? Oh, sorry, I did the 'Whiplash:' thing. I do that in RP's so people know who's who since there is also Crazy, Solo, and Poseer. But yeah, I'm not.

Ah. Apparently I'm Whip's favorite.

Fam.

Homie

Dog.

Cat

Hey, KITB, check this out:
https://imgflip.com/i/3r30tb?nerp=1583103313#com4199433
F**king sick.

I blocked him right before I saw the notification Whiplash (or Ememeon)

Aye, its Ememeon now.

Hi :). Anyways yeah that's really f**ked up

I know. Whiplash gets really angry and fired up a lot, but he would NEVER be like that.

I know. Please call me Killer next time ;)

Aye, okay Killer. :)
I always pronounce 'KITB' not letter by letter, but 'KIT-B' for some reason. I like the sound of it.

I have a future as a raper now.

Whiplash: MMMM... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT OUR BOND?! RESPECT IT, YOU DON'T WANNA SEE MY DARK SIDE, MAN!

I was talking to a mirror. And answering your question, I'm not gay but you look better than me.

Whiplash:
((Should I delete the comment then?))

(yes)

((Done))

Um... congrats?
Whiplash: Aye, you don't need to ask me if you want anything. *winks*

AHHH WHAT THE F**K I DON'T WAN'T TO BE A RAPER?!?!

WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT A QUESTION THEN?!
Whiplash: No? I won't dissapoint...
WHIPLASH, STOP

I don't knoe

Whiplash: Is it a yes or no on the offer? I can do it for free...
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, WHIPLASH

I'M NOT F**KING GAY.

Whiplash: Not yet...

WHY DO YOU WANT TO F**K ME???

Whiplash:

Whiplash: I think I might be pan, actually. Now I should f**k a pan to test that theory... Hm...

You're not a container made of metal and used for cooking food in.

Whiplash: No! Pansexual! Wait... *gets out phone* According to Google...
pan·sex·u·al
/panˈsekSH(əw)əl/
adjective
adjective: pansexual; adjective: pan-sexual
not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.

Hm... Seems about right. *puts phone away*

Whiplash: ITS NOT.

What is the difference? If I find pans (especially non-stick ones) sexy than they count as the same thing.

Whiplash: Oh, so then you find me sexy?

I was referencing inanimate objects that aren't you. So no, you look like a piece of shit

Whiplash: ...

Whiplash: *screaming intensifies* I'M NOT A PAN, I'M PAN-SEXUAL!!!!!!!

Same thing dumbass

RAPPER

Eh.

You don't care, right?

I'm Whiplash, of course I don't.

He said it was something secret. You should get her here because she might.

Hm... She might what?

Might care

Hmph. So, you want me to switch, huh?

You don't have to. I can give two f**ks anyways

I wasn't even being THAT bad like I usually am... Can I let ya in on a little secret? Just between you and I...

Yes.