Gives me ideas for nitnendo puns
Are WII gonna have a problem?
You’re playing a dangerous GAME, BOY.
I NINTENDOn’t care
Don’t SIXTY FOURce me to do this
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Pulls out Nintendo switch controller, and flicks it open, to reveal a blade. "I will stab you with this SWITCHblade"
Somebody call an ambulance.
WII U WII U WII U WII U
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Hm, blunt force trauma or external hemorrhage? Take your pick, and I can think of a way.
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I was thinking of sharpening it along the sides and then slitting someone's throat.
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If the ruler is strong enough, it can be enough to at least knock someone out with blunt force. Depending on what is made of, say plastic, you can snap it in half to get those sharp slivers of plastic, and stab them like that.
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That's true, but in my school some classes have rulers made of steel.
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Steel? I havent seen those before. If thats the case, blunt force would be best.
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I've used them a few time, slapped someone with it once, they thought it was someone else and well... I kinda caused chaos in that class then.
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Sounds fun! Im laughing really hard honestly-
Is that bad-??
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Those of society say it's bad but I say, "Awwww f**king hell naw, lass. It's just kraken."
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Im still laughing-
Help me-
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*gets out a steel ruler and slaps you in the face with it* Snap out of it baka!
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okay...okay, I think Ive calmed down now-
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*cracks my knuckles* I hope you've calmed down.
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WoAh- Hey buddy, lets take it back a bit-
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Sorry...My anger issues and sadistic nature tends to take over...
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Its okai. I mean, I have People pleaser syndrome, so thats fun-
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