Me: *pets Yuri* Yuri:

Yes. I JUST saw the trailer, and i'm PUMPED!

Bad news for ya. It's just a skin.

Actually, it's fine. I don't mind. As long as he's in the game somehow

Yeah.... True. Shame I canne play it. Imagine if Monika was in the game. I'd probably jump out of a school window. No offense.

Don't worry about it, it's fine.

Oh. Oki

Oki DOKI. *DDLC main theme intensifies*

Oh shirt. I can now hear it in my head now.

E

Just to add weirdness

oh God

I don't even know what this image is tbh

Is that a...?

My theory: probably an erection.

Oh God

It's only a hypothesis

True but i have a theory

Oh wow?

What if its a "Meercat"

Good theory...

But good hypothesis

I mean, it's the internet

Yup the Possibilities of what it is is Endless

Enderman

Creeper?

Also, when I said oh woe, it was pronounced owo

Aw man

So we back in the Mine

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side

This tasks a Grueling one

Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight

Heads up

you hear a sound, turn around and look up

Total shock fills your body

And that's a fact

Oh no its you again i could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

Aaaww you didn't find it funny I was waiting for that exact moment

What to be funny... oh wait i think i know wait... nevermind

The And that's a fact

OOOOOO ok

...AAAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!

I am scared

I'm laughing at this insanity you call a tom.

Um ok. HEY TOM! /TOM!/ YEAH HE'S LAUGHING INSANLY! CAN WE GET SOME HELP?

XD

HEy wassup

I don't know what's creepier, the fact the yuri has neko teeth, or you're petting a 'normal' 'human being'

I'm not actually petting her but..I just found this random gif...I'm honestly confused. Maybe Yuri's a neko in disguise? Ya should know then.

I would know, and all the captures I could find of neko yure, her ear fur isn't the same color as her hair, meaning it was photoshopped. Also, I can't sense any magic in her, greatly decreasing the chance she is a neko. I also don't sense the animal like essence most kemonos posses. So it is very unlikely that yuri is a neko.

I see...

Yeah... neko are a lot more complex than most people think. HOWEVER. Monica has a chance she is a neko.

Huh...*looks interested*

She possesses great intelligence, but not magic. That is something common with the rare neko that don't have mana. Also, she gives of a cat like radiance. You never know she's there until she strikes.

Interesting. Now what would ya say about Natsuki and Sayori?

Say or is more likely a dog or rabbit. She craves attention like a dog, but is a little bit more clumsy. However she is very outgoing and happy go lucky. Those a dog traits. At the surface. She actually hides her feelings of fear and sadness with a mask. Those are the traits of a bunny. And natsuki is just a weeb.

So...Posibilly a dog bunny hybrid for Sayori?

More likely one or the other for being a kemono.

Hm...Well...I doubt ya can say much about me, right?

Well, while you lack in magic, you certainly have powers. For example, your core body tempura tire is 138 degrees, but could get as low as a humans without any concequenses. So you you could resist extreme tempuratures on both ends of the spectrum. While you think you lost all your abilities, you should still be able to at least breath some fire, considering torchics poked ex entry, pretty much saying it gets its fire powers from a flame sack in its body. If the sack extinguishes, it will die.

How the hell am I gonna end up eating a flame when humans keep watching me all the time...

I didn't say eat it, I said breath it!

Yeah...That's gonna be hard to do with all them humans watching me...

But you said you lost all power. Were you aware that was a lie?

It wasn't a lie...

Well go into a room here just give me a second...

*summons a room after a magic circle appears on the ground*

OK head in, I'll stay here, and you can try to use fire.

uh...I'm kinda nervous now...

Your alone. I can't see you. And if you hurt yourself I'll come in and heal you. Healing magic is my strongest magic!

uh...Well...I don't know....I'm still nervous...

Why?

*whines* I'm just like that...Shy, introverted and not at all confident.

Don't make me batman slap you... just try, please. This wI'll bebefit you. If you have back your powers, don't you think it will give you back some of your confidence?

I think it will, but you have to believe. If you want, I COULD watch you, but I feel like that would make you feel more uncomfortable.

well uh...

Yes?

*whines* I...Uh...IDFK WHAT THE SAY NOW!

*dispels the room.* OK I'm gonna go now then I guess.

*whines and hisses at myself* ugh...I'm such a baka....

Some random voice that sounds suspiciously like mine: no you arnt

*my nose twitches*

* you don't see it, but I flick my ears*

Ok, your on to me... I never left you, I just let you calm down. Cause I dont feel like getting burned to death at 10 in the morning.

hmph...

What?

nothin'

Uuuuuuuhhhh ok?

*sighs*

*Squints in suspicion* I sense a great reveal incoming

*whines*

What does that mean?

*shrugs*

Your silent now. Is this getting to emotional for you?

By the way, I know a little secret of yours involving a cat, and a hand.

*shakes my head sadly*

Don't worry. I purr all the time. Just, HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT!

noooooooo....Don't anyone....*whines*

*continues with original plan*

*smiles eveliy*

*whines and tears run down my cheeks*

I can summon bricks.

I can see I took this too far. Sooooooooooooo

*the whites of my eyes turn purple as my irises turn red. I begin to grow horns and wings, both a very deep purple. My hair begins to change style as I create a knife from darkness and stab myself repeatedly.*

*tries not to laugh insanely but does anyways*

*blood comes gushing out of the gouge I made. The life slowly starts to fade out of me.*

Glad that *coughs up blood* made you feeeell..... beet..er.

*Falls to the ground as the blood stops gushing from lack of said blood*

*keeps laughing and my eyes go completely white from insanity*

*uses last of mana to bring you to normal human senses.*

*and it works. Somehow.*

Hint a normal person would be freaked the f*ck out about this.* like. Imavine yourself suddenly woke up one day and say yourself naked with a man about to r*pe you levels of freaked out.*

*clears my throat* damn this Yandere side of me...

*I realize I still have plenty of mana and use it to keep me alive, but not supreso the pain in any way.*

Supress*

Don't think I'll die. I know my own limits. I've just inflicted a great deal of pain upon myself. But I'll have all my blood back within a month. The gouge will be the main problem.

I wasn't expecting ya to die.

Heh. Im gonna need a moment.

Considering i lost almost all my blood. Since I'm still in my demon form, I can handle having as little as a a pint of blood in me wit out dying.

k...

Alright I'm gonna go now.

*slowly staggers away. My form slowly begins to change back into a neko*

Oh no. Oh god. *coughs up blood* I'm gonna die if I turn back into a neko.

hm...now...uh...where was that room again?

I dispellet it. Unfortunately, I barley have any mana, and am gonna have to use it to close these wounds.

ah...well ok...*gets out a mana potion from my pocket* Ya might need this. *hands you the mana potion*

You carry mana potio, you know what? I'm just gonna stop quistioning it. *Drinks mana potion and closes wounds.* how much mana does this restore?

*shrugs* It's a high mana restoration potion and that's all I know.

Well it helped, but didn't restore all of my mana. The demon part of me will regenerate my blood by slowly eating up mana. *sunnon room again. If you get hurt, just come to this magic door. *walks in door* see ya.

*waves goodbye at you before going into the room*

*smiles* this'll make a good animation for YouTube one day.

NANI?!

*walks through door and closes door.*

*closes my eyes as I stand in the room and images flash before my eyes and I reopen my eyes and my lightning bolt scar on my left hand glows cyan* Ah... Finally..... It's about time they returned back to me.... *smirks*

*is still recovering in that interdemensional door

Suddenly, u sense a great power rising.

I*

*runs out the room at the speed of light leaving a trail of cyan flames behind*

*runs through the dimensionAL door.* Damn it! Shes gone! Aauuugghh! How did I not see this coming? Oh well! *teleports right in front of you*

*turns round* I sensed ya.

*Is in half demon form, but goes full on demon, and use''s astrological magic to stop your body from moving except your head* now tell me, WHAT IN THE NAME OF NECROMANCER IS GOING ON HERE?

Necromon not necromancer

*chuckles and says nothing*

All I have to say, is, top ten anime twists of all time

Hmph... Really now?

A friend turns out to be a foe. A classic. However, I know that hand, is the source of all your power.

*smirks* Ya sure about that? It's only a scar.

I mean, it's pretty obvious it's a big source of your your power.

*starts to laugh at this* Ya silly baka... Ya think that's the source of it? Pfff... Yeah right. My power seems like it comes from there. But it doesn't.

Well still. Either way, you, don't deserve a merciful death.

Now I suggest you tell me whats going on before I make a bad choice.

It's simple what's going on. I have my powers back.

Then why are you acting strange. You also didn't contest when I said a friend turns out to be a foe.

It's part of my nature.

Betrayal is part of your nature? Please. Just tell me what you want. I thought you were my friend! I should've known no one, even you, could be friends with a freak like me.

What? No. I meant mystery.

So am I just being extremely paranoid?

Yup.

Alright. Well that's me for ya!
*collapses from lack of mana, and the astrological magic is dispelled*

*picks you up using telekensis and gets out a mana restoration potion out and tries to get you to drink from it*

Th-thanks. And. I-I I'm sorry. You see why I h-hate myself so much now? I feel I -deserve. It... *coughs*

Don't sweat the small stuff.

What do- mean? This isn't small. *reverts entirely back into neko form and passes out from lack of blood.*

*sighs and shakes my head and places my hand one your chest, and radiates a healing blue flame that regenerates all your blood*

*Stays passed out, but no longer looks like I'm made of paper.*

*starts whistling something to pass time*

*about an hour later I wake back up* oh god it feels like I've had a hangover.

*chuckles and smirks*

*sighs* welp, sorry to trouble you with goin crazy, but your welcome for helpin ya with your powers. now your lika, all bad*ss and stuff, so i dunno how its gonna go from here.

Hmph...

you look cute when you pout.

*growls* Don't say that!

*Smiles weakly*

*cocks my head curiously*

*purrs*

Hm?

*is sleeping curled up next to you*

*smirks and goes to sleep standing up*

*wakes up and cat yawns* wow that's expected

(I'm half tempted to lay her down, and sleep with my head on her lap, but I wouldn't imagine that going well)

You know what? Yolo.

*does it anyway*

When you wake up, you are on the ground, and I have my head on your lap and my hand going over one leg.

*wakes*

*yawns in sleep

*begin's to purr*

*watches you sleep and smirks*

*wakes up* oh I didn't expect you to actually let me do that.

*smirks*

You like this.

Like what?

Me sleeping on your leg.

I don't mind ya doin' that.

ok..... *yawns* you know what would be funny? is if someone saw this happening.

Yeah.... It would.

*purrs*

*smirks and whistles something*

*Wakes up fully refreshed*
Cmon! I'm gonna take you somewhere!

Ok.

*grabs your hand and.starts to runs somewhere anime style*

Where we going?

Here!

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