Rise up Gamers!
We must unite!
Now, let us sing in Harmony our National Anthem
*The Soviet Anthem begins to play, as a singer gets on a stage*
*Soviet Flags, but the Hammer+Sickle is replaced with Shrek's Face, unroll*
"Somebody once Told me the world is gonna role me;
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed;
She was lookin' kind of dumb with 'er finger and 'er thumb;
In the shape of an L on her Fore-head"