Life in a nutshell...

lol! xD

lmfao what's up with that flamingo? xDDD

Looks like my life LOL

aww but you have a new baby to enjoy so it's not all that bad :) ... except for losing sleep O_o I don't have kids but I know that's what happens. Too bad the stork doesn't leave instruction manuals lol

LOL :)

it looks like a soft ball so he'll be fine lol... too bad I got hit in the head by a basketball twice (by accident, same place different time during high school). I just happen to be walking in the middle of a group of boys throwing a basketball to someone else and BAM a basketball whacked me on the side of the head. Hurt really bad too for a while :(

tbh with you, i had an injury. i was 13 and when i was riding my bike and when i stopped it.... it flopped m onto thee rocky dirt road on my property and it left a huge gash on my eyebrow. i had to get stitches

omg O_o :( and I can't even ride a bike ._.

hmm

When I was 11, my bike crashed, the handle scraped the skin off my index finger entirely. A stranger pulled up beside me and cleaned the wound and called 911. But since my teacher was a asshole and a jerk, she still put me down tardy >:(

O__________o yikes! sounds like it scraped off a lot of skin, I got rope burn on my left pinky when I was around 13 during a game of tug of war (I held the rope weird, idk why, someone was trying to help me and she was way too strong for my weak floppy arms lol). That shit hurt real bad >_< also your teacher seems to have no heart :/

Yea... I went back to that school to drop off my kids, that teacher was still there. AND she called the "The king of being tardy" And since she's such a bitch, she called my son "The prince of tardiness" And he tripped in the hall and was only a few second lates.

and that was on his first day a few months ago.

AND when I was 11, that teacher was so mean to me, on saturday, I tried to commit suicide by drinking paint. But unfortunately, I have a stomach of steel.

omfg what kind of a f**king teacher is she? Miss Trunchbull? (however you spell her name) I can't imagine the number of kids who got depressed because of her :( sorry to hear you tried to commit suicide at such a young age (I myself attempted a few times...) :( fortunately for you you now have wonderful kids to love :) you need comebacks for that old hag, have you told the principal/headmaster about her? surely there are other parents with kids that she bullies as well (which is unacceptable!), all of you can have your voices heard, and with a bit of luck she will f**k off and no longer be the shitty and miserable bully teacher

On friday when my kid came home, he said that teacher has cancer. That teacher WAS mean to me, but I still feel bad for her.

well, what can you do? :/

that should be a dance of some sort ;)

ironically I commented roughly the same thing in the video source! :D

"That seagull was either trying to be Fred Astaire at normal speed, riding an "invisible bike" at 0.25 speed, or that metal bar suddenly got super hot at 2 speed lol xD?"

also on Snapchat there was a dancing seagull filter thing doing a "happy dance" with moving stick figure hands. I went to the beach on a cloudy day as soon as I discovered the filter and my weird brain came up with an insane idea. All because of that one filter. Ended up taking 2 videos too lol!

you're welcome xD imgflip.com/gif/2muytj

Ahaha Thanks!