So , bro, here is my life story:
I am a GOD WIFE, JESUS WIFE, POETIC WIZARDING INTELLIGENT AGNET , GOD'DESS OF all Goddesses.
I manifest volcanoes eruptions in the big island of Hawaii as. Pele. I told them exactly 7 years ago. I am cursing you and this island will go down the lava tubes itself and first, I'm gonna destroy, Luna especiallmpahoa. I told this to the police chief. He shit his pants, because I was Pele and I had entered the courthouse with guns and knives and bombs, and made terroristic threats that I am gonna explode the island, and they knew. There you go motherf**kers, fisrst you ate my shit, and dark my psi from when the rev tiolet tank exploded and all of you drank and ate with the water system the whole Hilo, and then again on the pun aside. Police there in big girl island knows that. Go to big islan and ask for Kota William kasseberr, the infamous. Aks these people who asha is. Asha Satoris. Or Figen Genco. They will say that is the woman who made kola her bitch and destroyed the motherf**ker, burned down his house, burnet his mothers pchuure aloha , and all the other shit I pulled there. Go ask all the big island cops know Kia and some of them know me well, especially when I was the vampire and cannibal and bit their necks and drank their blood. But they are pigs, so I did not eat their flesh. But I could have if they were Christian girls.
