Carlton Dance!

Finally i get to use this one. :)

Sing it with me! Now this is a story all about how...

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT!

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah forget it, YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER!'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air!

WTF?!?

Don't you know the TV sitcom Fresh Prince Of Bel Air?

Nope

Did you live in a f**king cave your whole life or something?! Fresh Prince of Bel Air is a SUPER popular 90s sitcom about a street-wise kid called Will Smith coming to live with his prestigious, rich auntie and uncle in Bel Air. It's hilarious!

Actually I’ve been watching hetalia amv's

WATCH FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR.

I'm beginning to think Masq may have been cave-bound all this time. :D

I know! Everybody knows Fresh Prince of Bel Air! What the heck, Masq_?!

She's unique. You're British?

Yeah! I'm also part Russian! You?

Just some nondescript dude over here on the west coast of the United States trying to kill time memeing while bored at work. :)

Cool! Why is everyone on Imgflip either American or Canadian? Anybody from Europe? Asia? Anyone?

English language and falling within certain time zones? WoldytheKitty is from Denmark; Powermetalhead is from Bosnia, BenToutashape is from Australia, I think BTBeeston is from the UK, though I couldn't vouch for that. There's a bunch more, besides the usual Canadian crew headed by DashHopes. I think it definitely has to do with time zones. Shouldn't you be asleep right about now?

Ha, ha, yeah! *Yawns*

The guy in this gif is Carlton- Will's cousin.

Oh that still explains nothing.....

WATCH IT. IT'S CALLED 'FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR'. WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE.

OK ILL PUT IT INTO CONSIDERATION

NO, DON'T 'CONSIDER' IT, DO IT.

DONT PUSH ME!!!!!!!

*PUSHES YOU*

YOUR PUSHING ME ON NOT WATCHING FRESH A$SHOLE OR WHATEVER OF S*ITLAND OR WHATEVER THE H3LL IT IS!!!!!

*atomic push* WATCH IT. YOU MUST WATCH IT.

I WILL JUST STOP YELLING!!!!!

*whispers* ok. Watch it.

Okay! Once im done with hetalia!

But it'll NEVER end! As long as we still have world history! You just watch- one day, there will be an episode where America is fighting North Korea, and North Korea kills America, and Russia nukes North Korea and everything!!!

America dies?....

No, North Korea's nukes aren't powerful enough to kill America. Russia's is, tho.

oh.................. s8it

The biggest and most powerful atomic bomb is Tsar Bomba, belonging to Russia. It is a hydrogen bomb which is 2 meters high and 8 meters wide, and has an explosive 52 megatons, equivalent to about 52 million tons of TNT. Also, Vladimir Putin recently showcased a new ki d of nuke: one that can dodge any obstacle, and therefore cannot be intercepted by a missile.

Wow

I am an expert on atomic bombs!!! Ask me anything!

Okay.. whats americas best bomb

The B53: a thermonuclear weapon. 3.7 m wide and 1.3 m tall. Explosive power of 9 megatons. Pitiful compared to Tsar Bomba!

Limans terms plz

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*

America's best bomb is the B53. It is 3.7 meters wide and 1.3 meters tall. It is as explosive as 9 million tons of TNT.

Can it hit from indiana to new jersy?

The picture shows what would happen if the B53 nuke explodes on the ground, and the wind blew at around 90°, and blew the radiation along with it.

Oh s*it! I’m f*cked

Yep! You definitely are! Any more questions?

Yes what is the biggest bomb Canada and germany make?

Germany and Canada don't have nukes.

Oh..

MORE QUESTIONS!!!

Why don’t the country’s I asked don’t have nukes?

NPT: Because I say so!

WR: Ok good enough 4 me!

NPT: Cool.

WR: no problem.. do u have any paper work u need done? i LOVE doing paper work tho ppl worry about me.......

NPT: No thanks, I don't trust anyone but myself to do my work.

WR: Ok