Why is this so satisfying?!

why so satisfying

I don't know.

Idk

Ok, now we just posting random Hetalia images to each other!

Yeah we are...............

Indeed! (Sips tea like a Hetalia-loving madam)

Im at school……… so no switz 4 now

SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, like a Switzerland x reader fanfic? Yes please!

Kk once i get home sense the schol blocked the site

Fun fact- humans are deuterostomes - that means that when we were in the womb, the anus was the first opening to develop. So at some point in our lives, we were nothing but assholes!

Really?!? Tho I’m an as$ all the time so...

What do you mean by that?!

I meant I have pics of ur senpi not that he’s mine he’s yours and I’m going to send u a link of hetalia fanfic if u want tho.......

Oh, like a Switzerland x reader fanfic? Cool! Yes, please!

Wow, what dipshits! Blocking Imgflip?! Madness!

ikr, they did it at my school too

No they blocked the fanfic site

Jesus, you really do love your Senpai! But I love mine more!

Really?

Not always! You're also a yandere! Just kidding, you're awesome!

Thx and im a yandre 2 :)

You bet your *ahem* "ASS" *makes quotation marks with hands while saying 'ass'* I do!

Is that a bet? U arse hole *does air qoutes with sayin arse*

Lmao, probably because there's some of that x rated America x reader hentaiii! At least the f**kers didn't block Imgflip!

I know!

R u on?

You took so long replying that I went off for a while.

Oh.. sorry

It's ok. Give me upvotes, and I'll forgive you.

I just hit the Million Point Giveaway jackpot here :)

That would mean that UDHR is WR's uncle.

That would mean that UDHR is WR's uncle.

MK u on? Nickname like it?

2p NPT: Hmm. Okay, then. That's nice. Aaaaaaanyhooooo... Let's fight.

*Climbs into tank*

WR: I'm sorry I'm 1p WR would u like me 2 bring out Scarelette (2p WR)?

2p NPT: Well, I'm fighting her, so... Yeah.

WR: ok give me a minute or 2 *becomes 2p and is wearing black with some red*
2p WR: wtf happened and why is f*ckin crazy in a mothr f*ckin tank?

2p NPT: *laughs like a crazy person*

*Starts shooting rapidly at 2p WR*

2p WR: hay got any vodka?

*the Soviet Union come out of the nearby fallout shelter*

Russia: I got vodka

2p Russia: I got vodka

Belarus: I got vodka

2p Belarus: I got vodka

Ukraine: I got vodka

2p Ukraine: I got vodka

Switzerland: I got vodka

2p Switzerland: I got vodka

1p NPT: I got vodka

*2p NPT climbs out of tank*

2p NPT: I got vodka

2p WR: H*LL YEAH ITS A PARTY NOW!!!!!

2p NPT: NPT FOR YOU, IT ISN'T!!!

*The Soviet Union go back into the shelter*

*2p NPT open fires at 2p WR*

2p WR: woh woh woh let me go get vodka for all of us and no shoting the woman that gave u rights (get it women’s rights)

MWAHAHAHAHA!!

2p WR: HAY! That's my laugh!

2p NPT: NAAAAAAW, THAT'S MY LAUGH!!!

*Brings out Lewis gun*

2p wr: *pulls out 2 katanas*

2p NPT: *shoots you from 5 meters away*

2p wr: *doges bultet with the help of a katana

2p NPT: *throws 2 hand grenades*

2p WR: *runs toward 2p npt while half way dodging the grenades*

*grenades explode, the grenade fragments hit you, you fall to the ground.*

2p NPT: I DEFEATED YOU!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIS LAUGH IZ MINE.

2p WR: well its hard to fight when ur 1p self is literly inside ur brain!

2p WR: HAY! THAT'S MY LAUGH!!!!!

Yeah, nice! What nickname would you like?

I typically go by masq.......…….....

Ok, then! Hey, masq!

Ok I’ll give u lots of upvotes!!

Thanks!

no roublem

MORE UPVOTES!!!!

KK

EVEN MORE UPVOTES!!!

I ALREADY UPVOTED UR COMMENTS AND MEMES

2p NPT: Ha, ha, too bad! My 1p self is in an alternate reality! But that doesn't matter! LET'S FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

*Climbs into a Russian Armada tank and slowly and menacingly drives towards you*

2p WR: ugh when'd ya get da tank? And plz sweetie dont' harm yourself before we get started!

2p NPT: I borrowed it from Russia.

*Says over radio* Thanks, Ivan!

Russia: No problem! Wait, is there any vodka in there?

2p NPT: Actually, yeah!

Russia: don't drink that! You driving a tank!

2p NPT: Vodka protects you from radiation sickness! Of course I'll drink it!

*2p NPT drinks vodka*

2p NPT: WR, I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!!!! Wait, what do you mean by 'don't harm yourself'? Since when have I harmed myself?

2p WR: okay then I guess I’ll use my sources....... *wr speaks German into a radio and about five minutes later a plane with lots of guns on it comes in and WR gets into the plane* do you remember the nuclear insident? You told me you were going no matter what and both u and ur 1p self lost all of there family and now you people have a brain disorder.

2p NPT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!!

*calls the Men In Black*

2p NPT: Jay! Kay! I need you to do something!

*Jay and Kay arrive*

*Kay flashes you with the neutraliser*

Kay: You do not know anything about Dolores's past. You do not know what happened at Chernobyl.

Jay: and you will no longer wear that STUPID ASS DRESS, and you will GO ON A DIET, I MEAN, DAMN, YOU EAT LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.

*They leave*

*2p WR doesn't know anything about Dolores's past, she doesn't know what happened at Chernobyl, and considers a diet and a change of clothes*

1p WR: *wakes up and her 2p side is asking questions* ugh Dolores i need some help

1p NPT: da fuq do you want

WR (1p): well what I want is for more men to quit treating women like an items (she got off in time when the thing to make her 2p side forget Chernobyl) now where’s Abigail? We're going to discus when to do the next capaoin who are you sorry I forgot to ask.

NPT: JAY, YOU FORGOT TO NEURALISE HER 1P SIDE!!!

Jay: What the hell?

NPT: Don't ask me, I don't know what the f**k that is either.

Jay: *flashes the neuraliser*

Jay: NEITHER YOUR 1P SIDE, OR YOUR 2P SIDE, OR ANY OTHER SIDE YOU'BE GOT KNOW DOLORES'S PAST, OR WHAT HAPPENED AT CHERNOBYL.

*WR faints, then wakes up.*

NPT: Who the f**k is Abigail?

WR: Abigail? Oh my I haven’t heard that name in years she was a friend of mine during the American Women’s Rights thing though she died some time ago..... where did you hear her the name? I've never mentioned it epset when I’m doing my daily visit to her grave.....

NPT: That's not how you spell my name. It's Dolores. If you want, you can call me Sigourney. That's my middle name. My full name is Dolores Sigourney Mirnoye. Some people even call me DSM.

WR: sorry I just got carried away sense I haven’t been myself lately... back to u tho

NPT: Haven't been... Yourself? Are you... Ok?

WR: JA! (Yes) I-Ich (i) er (when WR speaks German it means she’s nervous or upset) ja (yes) Ich (I) bin (am) ok

NPT: *looks at her suspiciously* are you sure? You can tell me anything. I have nothing against you.

WR: fine: my 2p side has been putting me thro h*ll and all the work i have to do is making her worse and at the end pf the day i feel like someone is watching me in my sleep it turns out its just a mirror that shows my 2p side instead of my own reflestion like everyother mirrror thats why i ask u all the time how i look its because i cant c myself in a mirror i can only c my 2p side *takes a deep breath* and know u have sonething agaist me...

NPT: That's... Creepy.

Me: Does WR have Multiple Personality Disorder?

WR: thx

Me: yes I think so

Me: NPT has PTSD, paranoia and she's slightly detached from reality. Nobody knows this except Switzerland, tho, and Switzerland will never tell anyone.

Me: and wr has depression and a MPD or multiple personality disorder sense her 2p side can confuse her

NPT:*sighs and facepalms* What did Mic do now?

WR: well this time he tried to get France into his bed.. by kidnaping France and tieing him to his bed..........

NPT: WHOA, WHAT THE HELL?!?! That's so yandere! Well Mic is doing it wrong. Instead of tying France to his bed, he should've sabotaged his love life from the shadows by framing, gossiping and exterminating anyone who dares fancy him, like I did.

*Realises what she has said*

*Gets out her neutraliser and flashes WR.*

NPT: you don't remember what I just said a few seconds ago. Instead, you remember me reacting to what you just said like I was shocked.

*Mumbles* gonna give this bitch brain cancer with this thing.

WR: u wont give me brain cancer i have scarelette (2p wr) *covers mouth of what she just said* u didnt hear that!

*records what she said*

WR: s*it! Don’t tell anyone they might kill me! Or worse she kills them!

NPT: how could what you said make people want to kill you?

WR: *mumbles* sometimes its not completely me sometimes its my 2p side ull know when its her and if she dies come out plz stab me anywhere dont ask why just do it

NPT: So... When you're 2p WR, you want me to kill you? To kill her? What if you both die?

WR: no stab my arm it makes her go into panic so it easyr for me ot take comtroll before she kills sombody....... but if she gets to bad then do 2 knifes in an arm trust me i have dont it b4 it usaly works

2p NPT: We already have vodka! And the rights! We don't need you anymore!

*Rapidly open fires*

2p WR: if u kill me the rights will most likely go away

2p NPT: Doubt it. People already accepted the fact that women are equal to men, and whether the law is there or not, people will still treat women right, because their own morals will tell them to. Remember that law about murder being illegal? He passed away, but the fact that murder is wrong stays.

*Open fires*

2p WR (that’s half fading to 1p): he died when? He was at the last meeting I went to.....

2p NPT: What the f**k are you talking about, he died before you were born. He was one of the first laws. He never went to your meetings!

2p WR: oh wait I was thinking of Abigail but she died a long time ago...... yeah..... so who was the murder guy anyways it appears u don’t honor him

2p NPT: I DO HONOUR HIM!!! And what do you mean, 'who is this murder guy'? He's the ancestor of UDHR, and you, and everyone! He's the reason you exist!

2p WR: well if he is my ansester I bet Prussia has him in one of his many diary’s....... *2p we turns back into 1p wr*
WR: ugh what er murder um not okay (obviously she’s talking to her 2p self) so who are you

2p NPT: What do you mean, 'who are you'? Don't you know who I am?

WR: ugh DOLOROUS!!! I'm so happy 2 c u ull nevr guess what mic did the other day to try and get France to sleep with him (again)

Me: hey, masq_! The 'murder is illegal' law is the ancestor of UDHR. He was one of the first laws, and is basically the Hetalia law/rights equivalent to Adam (Adam and Eve).

Me: sweet so witch side is he on? UDHR's mom would make mis (murder is illigle) also blood related to war and if it was his dads the it would b by marage what do u think!

Me: Mother's side.

Me: kk I’ll see what I can do in the book

Me: I will draw out the family tree, ok? Don't worry about it. I will take on this work.

,e: kk thx and WR's mom is the sister of UDHR's brother

Me: I meant wrs mom is the sister of udhrs dad d@mn autocorrect!

That makes them cousins.

Exactly that’s what I typed in the first place

NPT: *freaked out*

Girl, you has problems.

WR: the only thing u dont stab my 2p self if im hurt then she'll have to take ove and plz keep her under controll she can b a handful would u like some practive with the madness?

NPT: No thanks, I've handled much worse. I think I can keep your crazy alter ego under control.

WR: okay then

WR: whould u like to meet her? If u would call her Scarelette... or Scare

NPT: Sure, whatever.

WR: okay...... plz dont get horified and ill keep her weak

2p WR: HAY PPL!!! Hay arent u that weird chick that has a thing for tanks or... SHUT UP *my name and WRS real name* IM TALKIN TO SOME B1TCH!! Oh its her 1p side...... ILL SAY HI WHEN U SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! Ok sorry about that Hi im Scarelette but u can

NPT: KA-BLAM!!!

*NPT stabs 2p in the arm*

*turns back into normal colors and then into her normal self* WR: I wannted u to met her in case im ever in bad enough health that u shouldnt stab me and let her take over so i heal faster may we try this again?