Ever wonder how I keep the hospital staff on their toes

One of the many faces of Swiggy. My beard and hair length vary from one time to the next. currently have a crew cut, and just starting a new beard for the winter. At the time that pic was taken, I had let it grow out for about a year.

I've got a beard, but its really short and ginger. Ah, the joys of being a teenager. :)

My beard had gone through several changes over the decades. When I dyed my hair blond, it came out red. I looked like a freakin' viking!

Maybe a dumb blonde in the factory put the wrong labels on the bottles of dye, lol :)

Not that. My hair was so dark that I couldn't get all of the pigment out. I used platinum blond because I had some Santa gigs coming up, but the lightest I could get it was strawberry blond. I don't think I'll have as much trouble these days. Hell, my beard is almost entirely white. and I've got the white in my temples. Had I been a redhead, I'd be like my mom's dad and chalk white by now.

I'm not planning on dying my hair any time soon, I'm perfectly happy with being a redhead. When my 'beard' gets longer than say, half a centimetre, you can see the orange a lot more, and it stops looking slightly brown. (No offense, but I have just realised I'm talking about facial hair with a man I don't know in person who lives somewhere on the other side of the Atlantic. How have I ended up like this??)

don't sweat it. In my case, I did it for professional reasons. Playing Santa Claus. In the last 30 years, real beard Santa's have become the rage. Just got my outfits back from my wife.I'll have to have some pics taken for future memes.

Yeah, you can tell when a Santa beard isn't real, because its either a piece of white felt, or bits of curly silky cotton stuck together. I guess I'll probably just keep shaving every so often for the rest of my life like most people do.

WTF is this