I'm working with a new user from the UK. He's got potential: good potential.
Most of the new users are following the advice to comment more on memes, so they just post nonsensical things that have nothing to do with the post. I've gotten to the point where I ignore their comments. I stress that comments should be witty, and be relevant to the meme or gif posted. While they thought they may be getting a lot of points commenting nonsense, they are getting downvoted into bad comment status, and we know what happens there. Well, my computer is about to restart for updates, so I'll make breakfast, take a nap, go on a cross country tour, and it should be ready within a week after I get back.