Look kid...that WAS an honest question.....
But if you want to go down THIS path instead, okay. Let's go!
Stop trying to boss others around. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Stop getting insulted whenever you perceive something to be an insult to your hobbies or interests. Let the real insults just roll off your shoulders. Learn to laugh at life instead of getting angry at it and you'll have fewer ulcers once you get past age 50.