Here, take an upvote.

TBH I actually hated the frosting. I always had horrible diarrhea after I ate cake.

I flipping hate it when people fake being suicidal on the internet, because then I don't know if they're actually suicidal and whether or not to get help for them. Honestly, don't joke about suicide. If you do, I will immediately report you to 988. Have fun explaining that to them.

Also. Hmmmmmmmm...

Hot Cheetos aren't that spicy. Not even the extreme ones. They taste like someone accidentally dumped a cup of salt into them.