Hello, Coca-Cola here. As the Vice President of America's favorite soda company, I request that you take this down, or else we will have to pursue legal action. Right to free speech, you say? You request that my company and I do not manipulate the legal system to extort a new business making it's way onto the market? Well then, let's call up Mr. Corleone and see what he has to say about this.
Edit: After making our call with New York City's finest mob boss to ever grace the Earth, we wish to inform you that you have 7 days to take this down or else we will have to cut your bedtime early. It didn't have to be this way, but due to your stubbornness and pride, I'm afraid this is what we're gonna have to do.
Have a coke-tastic day!
-Ben Dover, Vice President of Coca-Cola
