Lots of very good reasons donkeys shouldn't talk.

It's also a bold solution to solve misandry, what with this "I'd rather be with a bear than a man" thing circulating among leftist women.

Or the pandemic, or the alphabet crowd, or the DMCA, or feminism.

Meanwhile, suppose that we had pinatas made out of feminists, BLM rioters, or the gender confused? The liberals would be up in arms.

Maybe his wife is also black?