Well that's explains a lot.
'Like seeks like.'

Jesus will cover TDS and all other diseases, physical and mental, but a person has to ask for it. No nonsense with insurance forms, red tape, or the cost. . .well there was a cost but Jesus paid it in full for everyone else.

Their fantasy - 72 young girl always virgins for all eternity
Our joke - The 72 young girls are demons/gay men.
The reality - No 72 virgins for these people but there is 1 inconceivable Lake of Fire. . .

And not the type of pigs that produce yummy bacon and ham. . .they're the Orwell Animal Farm Pigs. . .

Mullah 1 - "The votes are three, two, one."
Mullah 2 - "Why are you counting backwards?"
Mullah 3 - "Wait, wh-
-BOOM!"