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Hans, get ready to make a move
Hans: Get ready to make a move! Kurt: Oh good idea we have been stuck here for months! Hans: Idjoot ...we are in an alternate reality where time doesn't go ... Karl: Tick tock ... Hans: Another idjoot!! Skelatar: Um ...they are going to shoot me now ... Hans: Well it's about time ... Kurt: Excellent, we'll be home for Christmas! Skelatar : You guys have no heart! Hans: Well neither do you! Kurt and Karl : Ha ha ha ha Skelatar : Bastards ...I curse you all !! Hans: Idjoot ...you're not a mummy! Skelatar: Good point ...
the King & Queen of Oz
wild birds of Oz come for a picnic
Skelatar the ultimate sacrifice
Hans: Let him do it ...he's already dead anyways Kurt: You have no heart! Hans: Neither does Skelatar!! Idijoot. Skelatar: It's okay, the Gods be with thee ...I mean me!!
Hans move your ass Skelatar
Hans - Move your bony ass Skelatar Skelatar - I'm tired ...oh is that a flash of gold? Sphinx - I got a headache All - WE KNOW !! Karl - I can fix it Sphinx - my headache? Karl - no, we can give the mummies to feed off Skelatar's magic Skelatar - I got no magic? Hans - Idjoot, what's keeping you alive? Skelatar - Good point ....
Hans, Sphinx got a headache
Skelatar - Hans the Spinx got a headache Hans - It's Sphinxing Skelatar - Me thinks she Shinx us Hans - She got wood and you got bone for brains Skelatar - that's hard man Hans - Idjoot ...not as hard as getting the mummies of the f**king boat! Skelatar - Oh I can fix that ...I offer myself as a human sacrifice Hans - But you are dead Skelatar - I wasn't thinking of me ... Hans - Idjoot!