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Hans move your ass Skelatar
Hans - Move your bony ass Skelatar Skelatar - I'm tired ...oh is that a flash of gold? Sphinx - I got a headache All - WE KNOW !! Karl - I can fix it Sphinx - my headache? Karl - no, we can give the mummies to feed off Skelatar's magic Skelatar - I got no magic? Hans - Idjoot, what's keeping you alive? Skelatar - Good point ....
Hans, Sphinx got a headache
Skelatar - Hans the Spinx got a headache Hans - It's Sphinxing Skelatar - Me thinks she Shinx us Hans - She got wood and you got bone for brains Skelatar - that's hard man Hans - Idjoot ...not as hard as getting the mummies of the f**king boat! Skelatar - Oh I can fix that ...I offer myself as a human sacrifice Hans - But you are dead Skelatar - I wasn't thinking of me ... Hans - Idjoot!
Hans, they're on the boat!
Karl - Hans they're on the boat Hans - Am I blind? Idjoot! Stop them! Skelatar - Oh yes, shine a light! Kurt - Look at all that Gold ! Hans - Once more ... I'm not f**king blind!!
hans skelatar you must do more!
Hans - Skelatar you must do more, go and talk to these mummies before they go crazy Skelatar - if you say so Hans, but I prefer to sit this one out Karl - They are making off with the ship! Kurt - Technically it's a boat! Hans - Idjoots it's a f**king inflatable look alike plastic dingy! Skelatar - Hm I like plastic, and all that enamel, canary yellow my fav! Hans - Stop thehm!
Hans the Mummy is here!
Hans: That thing popped out of nowhere! Kurt: Do not turn around Karl, you might lose your arm for good! Karl: I can feel the love between them Skelatar : Oh yeah I like the sound of that Hans: Idjoots, we want to carry them off to sell to a collector. Mummy : We are idols Skelatar: Oh yes much loved!