Swiggys-back (650180)
Joined 2016-11-15
Half of my personality is a hopeless romantic. The other half, well, is an asshole.
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Picard Wtf
So many men have taken this as an affront to their masculinity that the original screening was sold out within hours, at least one additional screening is scheduled, and more screenings are now scheduled in several other major cities. Alamo bar is getting a lot of publicity, and that will attract more customers. Me, I think fine. Give them their girls night out. I can wait to see it. Instead of little boy tantrums quashing the event, it's only made it bigger. Well played, ladies.
I always mix them up.
If you ever worked a summer job, it's easy to think that Labor Day marks your freedom from the job and back to school for you.
Role reversal
found a couple old Cheetos. May be beyond freshness date.