First, you're offending him, just leave him be, stop angering him. Second, it may not be a nice day where he is. Just saying, he's probably looking at the rain out his window.

My only thought when I pass by the "Red" Onion section.

it's a meme, saying that what the guy wished for is just supposed to happen, that it doesn't count as a wish or however you interpret it.

Think about everyone smelling TNT from Minecraft without actually having smelt it, much stronger smell to me, lol.

wdym heal thy burgers, it clearly says heal thy bur gers which means uhhhh heal they funny memes with more funnyness