Another bio bc why not :P (I changed the stats to fit with the game)

heeyyyy there why don't you kill someone and increase that kill count

wha-WHY?

i'll bring in the meat shield *drags kirby up and hands you a gun*

a gun why do i need this?

shoot kirby

he's my friend why would i do that!?

for the kill count

but like, what about the pacifist route

f**k the pacifist route

WHAT.

ya heard me right. shoot kirby

ok... *pulls trigger*

*you have successfully shot kirby. meta knight's meat shield is dead* your first kill... i'm very proud of you