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Was expecting to see “hear me out”

ngl I expected people to expect that but uh
no. that is a 9 year old and I'm not into women.

relatable

Not gay and not a pedophile?

I can only meet you half way

yes.

I'm kinda into women, but I'm also not into kids

ehh same

I'd hope you'd be into kids because you are a kid

I hope you mean kids around their age

I'd hope so

I'M 14, SHUT THE HELL UP.

That's a child

I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SHOVEL

Maybe I'd like that

Maybe I'll block you.

Maybe I'll summon the alts

Basically my school is doing an Enchanted Tea Party next Saturday for kids or whatnot- and all I could be was Vanellope from the Wreck-It-Ralph movie. I think it suits me..

and uhh yeah..

hear me out

NEIN

/j

thank god.

I'm hearing you out