Mine own nameth is walt'r hartwell white. I liveth at 308 negra arroyo lane, albuqu'rque, new mexico, 87104. This is mine own confession. If 't be true thou art watching this tape, i'm belike dead, murd'r'd by mine own broth'r-in-law hank schrad'r. Hank hast been building a meth empire f'r ov'r a year anon and using me as his chemist. Sh'rtly aft'r mine own 50th birthday, hank cameth to me with a rath'r, shocking proposition. That gent hath asked yond i useth mine own chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which that gent wouldst then selleth using his connections in the drug w'rld. Connections yond that gent madeth through his careth'r with the dea. I wast. astounded, i. I at each moment bethought yond hank wast a v'ry m'ral sir and i wast. thrown, did confuse, but i wast eke particularly vuln'rable at the timeth, something that gent kneweth and tooketh advantage of. I wast reeling from a canc'r diagnosis yond wast pois'd to bankrupt mine own family. Hank tooketh me on a rideth 'long, and hath shown me just how much wage coequal a bawbling meth op'ration couldst maketh. And i wast weak. I didn't wanteth mine own family to wend into financial rid so i did agree. Ev'ry day, i bethink backeth at yond moment with regreteth. I apace did realize yond i wast in way ov'r mine own headeth, and hank hadst a partn'r, a sir nam'd gustavo fring, a businessman. Hank essentially did sell me into s'rvitude to this sir, and at which hour i hath tried to did quit, fring threaten'd mine own family. I didn't knoweth wh're to turneth. Eventually, hank and fring hadst a falling out. From what i can gath'r, hank wast at each moment pushing f'r a most wondrous'r shareth of the business, to which fring flatly did refuse to giveth that gent, and things escalat'd. Fring wast able to arrangeth, uh i guesseth i guesseth thee calleth t a "hit" on mine own broth'r-in-law, and did fail, but hank wast s'riously did injure, and i did wind up paying his medical bills which amount'd to a dram ov'r $177,000. Upon recov'ry, hank wast bended on revenge, w'rking with a sir nam'd hect'r salamanca, that gent did plot to killeth fring, and didst so. In fact, the bombeth yond that gent hath used wast hath built by me, and that gent gaveth me nay option in t. I has't oft contemplat'd suicide, but i'm a coward. I did want to wend to the police, but i wast did frighten. Hank hadst risen in the ranks to becometh the headeth of the albuqu'rque dea, and about yond timeth,

Ma names Walter Hartwell White. A stay at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is ma story. If yer waatching this tape, Am prolly deid, killt by ma brer-in-law Hank Schrader. Hanks been growin' a meth empire fur mair 'an a year noo and takin' advantage ay me as his chemist.
Soon aftur ma 50th burthday, Hank came tae me wae a rither, shockin' proposition. He ask't aht a use ma knowledge aboot chemistry tae mak methamphetamine, which he wid then sell tae folk he kens in eh drug world. Connections aht he made thru his career wae eh DEA. A wis... astounded, A... A always thought aht Hank wis a very careful guy an' a wis... thrown, flabbergasted, bit a wis awso quite ill at eh time, somethin' he knew an' tok full advantage ae it. A wis diagnost wae cancer that wis bound tae make my fimily skint. Hank took me oan a ride alonng, an' showt me jus how much cash even a smaw meth company cid mak. An' a wis weak. A didnae want ma fimily to go into a skint place so a agree't. Everyday, a mind bak at aht moment wae regret. A quickly ken't aht a wis in way ar ma heid, an' Hank had a pertnar, a guy cawed Gustavo Fring, a professional. Hank essentially pit me intae servitude tae this guy, and when a tried tae quit, Fring threatened ma fimily. A didnae ken wit tae dae. Eventually, Hank an' Fring had a fawin oot. Fae wit a cin gather, Hank wis awways pushin' fur a biggur share ae eh business, tae which Fring blatantly refused tae gie um, an' shit got real. Fring wis able tae arrange, em a take it aI take it ye call it a "blow" oan ma brer-in-law, an' fawt, bit Hank wis badly injured, an' a woond up payin' 'is hoospital bills which amoonted tae a wee bit ovar £177,000. As soon as he recovert, Hank wis dyin' fur revenge, workin' wae a guy cawwed Hector Salamanca, he plan'd tae kill Fring, an' he did so. Actually, eh bomb that he used wis built by maself, an' he gave me nae othur choice in it. A have often thought aboot *funny lightning man*, bit am tae much ae a pussy. A want'd tae tell eh polis, bit a wis feart. Hank had boosted high in eh ranks tae become eh head ae eh Albuquerque DEA, an' aboot aht time, tae keep me in line, he tooken ma weans fae me an' Skyler. Fur 3 months he kept um. Ma wife, who up until aht point, had nae clue aboot ma criminal activities, she wis feart tae ken wit a did, why Hank hud taken oor weans. We were shite feart. A wis gawn tae hell, a f**kin hated maself fur wit a hud brooght upoon ma fimily.