Your done if you hear a charge up from godzilla

BOOM, ATOMIC RAY

*heavy sings very happy* it is good day to be not dead!

*BANG* Pow! You are dead!

So, did you see the murderer?

No, sorry mate.

I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again

*Clapping*
Ah, well that's nice.
I am damn proud right now.

ATTTTEEEEEEEEEEENTION! THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

We know!

Who killed him?!

We don't know.

*sniper f**king dies*

WOOP DEE DOO!

*huddles around the body*

*Burps and drinks*
That was a joke, lads.

XDXDXDXD

*Drinks and burps*
It was.... yo-.. *Burp* HIM!

:0, how did ya know?

I didn't.
*Burp*
That was a joke too.
*Drinks until he dies*

My professional opinion *slams table with whip sound* the heavy was killed!

Oh goodness
*Panic*

I don’t think it’s anything to worry about

Well, now what?

Clipity clop mother fu- oh boy! Lookadis, the freaking heavy is dead!….. whadya think of that? *silence* uhh

Yes, yes, Scout.

Yeah?

GO HOME.

I AM DEAD!

Hehehehe >:)

*the spy walks in*

Aw shucks

:0, the heavy is dead

Yes, I am dead!

Why is the heavy dead?

Idk

I am alive!
Is nice.....

... Yes, this is stupid.

I will find clues! *sniffs ground* what’s that? A wepon? That thing is why the heavy is dead!

The Heavy is dead!?

Yes *smacks table* he died!

:O

*abmulance incoming, and soldier gets run over* RAUS RAUS, MOVE, NOW! *mwah*

Hahaha, Hea-
*Explodes into pieces*

In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!

Doc, what happened?

*evil laughter from engi* that’s right, it was me!

You monster!

BUT WHYYYYYY??

Coz you're FAT, boi. And another thing, you're ugly.

ENGINEER STOP, ENGINEER, YOU ARE SO MEAN! IS NOT FUNNY *spy shrugs with text saying “its tradition”*

E N G I N E E R

AUGH DAMMIT HEAVY F**K OFF, you are dead

NO U
*Shoots Engineer* POW! Haha!
You are dead, not big surprise.

Aw come on, pfffff freaking unbelievable, no seriously, AAAAAAA

Ok.... Let's get back to the point.

*pokes the heavy while he’s dead* I think heavy is dead

The Heavy is dead!?
Scout! I will heal yo-
*BOOM!*

Oh, seriously, WHO KILLED HEAVY?

*Drinking*
It was me!

:0

Yes!
*Drinks again*
I did it like this: BOOM!

I think it was-

Shh, you are dead!

Ok *casually glitches in the ground*

What's up, you wankers!? Who's up for a- Ah, what the bloody hell just happened?

The heavy is dead

The Heavy is dead!

:D