Requested by memenator

Let's see
Less than 21 years old
That sounds right
Less than five feet tall but greater than six feet tall
...no

But we know what he meant

bro's got that failed math test height

hemplo

Ong

area of his house is -4.723895 square feet

💀

Hypotenuse of his sandwich is 1,567 cm

💀 the hypotenuse?

Hypotenussy

that's a sandwich bro 😨

Bro what

yey

My apologies.

"that was a GRILLED CHEESE"

Ah mb

Squares can have hypotenuses

yesh

Whatever works

desperate times call for desperate measures

"so that's why it hurt"

cooked sausage 😭

"lloyd sweetie why did you only take one bite of that sandwich i packed you and how did you bite the dead center"

😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOO

"babe I know college is boring but COME ON"
"oh I did"

I forgot lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

visiting him in the burn ward

-3.14156

yesh

LMAO

he’s a white boy obsessed with Asian culture
It’s not supposed to make sense

Oh
Shit
Well idegaf about katanas 💀

And I just realized that the spacing messed up the draw markings, so remember that in case u do this