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The following is a list of the top-three tallest buildings in Wisconsin. At number one stands the U.S. Bank Center, at a surprisingly short 601 feet (183 meters). It was built in 1973 and is located in the city of Milwaukee. It has 42 floors. It was previously known as the First Wisconsin Center from 1973 to 1992 and the Firstar Center from 1992 to 2002. The building won a Distinguished Building Award from the Chicago Chapter of the American Institute of Architects in 1974. At number two stands the Northwestern Mutual Tower and Commons, at 550 feet (167 meters). It was built in 2017 and is also located in Milwaukee. It has 32 floors. The Northwestern Mutual Tower is the largest office building in Wisconsin and is mostly made of glass. It is located a block east across Wisconsin Avenue, from the aforementioned U.S. Bank Center. Finally, at number three, we have the 100 East Wisconsin, which is around the same height in meters as number two, being only a foot shorter. 100 East Wisconsin has 37 floors and was built in 1989. It was also built in Milwaukee and was designed as a postmodern version of old German vernacular architecture, being built on the site of the former 14-story Pabst skyscraper.

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Once there was a clown that makes those who cry laugh, one day a man went to a doctor for intense crying and the doctor said "go find that clown he'll make you laugh" and the man said "that's me"

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I went to the pet store and bought three lucky gerbils, a whole set up for them. I took them home, stripped down, lubed up my ass then put the first brave gerbil into a condom. I looked him in the eyes and I could tell he was just as excited but nervous as I was. Then I shoved him inside me and out of instinct due to being squished in my tight little asshole the gerbil tried to burrow to safety which felt AMAZING. I bent over and moaned uncontrollably as the gerbil flailed and burrowed trying to save his life. Unfortunately it was in vain. After a couple minutes he stopped moving. The first brave gerbil on my sexual journey had died. My legs still shaking from pleasure I pulled him out of my ass and out of the condom. I looked at his lifeless body and he looked so peaceful it almost brought a tear to my eye. I threw him in the trash can then grabbed another condom and another gerbil.

The second gerbil was quickly inside me and thrashed just as violently as the first. My legs buckled, my small flaccid p**is started leaking. I laid on the bed, my legs shaking as I jerked my tiny p**is as hard as I could. Unfortunately this one died quicker. A failure. I cast it into the trash and got the biggest gerbil ready. I swear he winked at me. It was hard to get him in but he started burrowing and thrashing directly on my prostate. I screamed in pleasure and came everywhere as that fat gerbil flailed helplessly in my asshole. My orgasm was so intense I lost control of my bowels and shit everywhere. As the diarrhea sprayed from me like a chocolate fountain the final dead gerbil plopped out of my ass and onto the bed. I laid there panting watching the mixture of shit and cum soak into the bed. Then I got up, cleaned up and got dressed, my legs still shaking. A truly unforgettable experience.

I need more gerbils.

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two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

oh hai two numbw 9s numbw 9 wawge numbw 6 wif extwa dip numbw 7 two numbw 45s wone wif chese an wawge soda??

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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you didn't make it worse you made it cuter

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the furry rap

i said copypasta and i dont know that one

[Intro]
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we f**king go...
RAWR!!

[Verse 1]
​x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (ooo)
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

[Verse 2]
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please)
'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')

oh hai [intwo]
okay i nu diz w weewwy bad idee but
im owweedy hewe so
hewe we f**kin go??????
woww x3!??!??

[vews 1]
​x3 nuzzwes!?? pouncez on chu uwu chu so wewm (uwuo)
couwdn’t hewp but notis youw buwdge fwom acwoz de fwuwuw
nuzzwez yo neky wekytiwda muwwtiwda hehe
unzipz yo baggy az pants uwuf baby chu so musky
take me home pet me n’ make me youwz an dont fowget to stuff me!??
se me wag my widdwe baby taiw oww fow youw buwdgywuwdgy!??
kisiez n wikiez yo nek
i hope daddy~ wikiez
nuzzwez n wuzzwez yo chest (yuh)
i be (yeeh) gettin ffiwsty

[vwes 2]
hey i geted wittwe itch chu ffink chu can hewp me?
onwy sevin enchez wong uwu pweez adopt me
powz on youw buwdge az i wik my wipz (uwu punish me pweese)
bowtta hited ’em wiff diz fuwwy shited (he don’t se it comin)