The fruity ones that taste sweet enough to cover up multiple shots of hard liquor are better
Smoked orange bourbon tastes like earwax and hand sanitizer
Wine tastes like how dirty diapers smell and dries out your mouth
Beer tastes like very shitty unsweet tea (and that's if the beer is g o o d )
But do you know what a pina colada tastes like?
f**king pineapple