touch grass mfs when:

you get what
the joke?

Yes, the joke is that the pup (I think) is actually grass (I think)

yes
it's grass
it's literally called plantix

I have never played the game (isn’t it something paradise?)

It's Kaiju Paradise.
recently I've been going on a spree trying to complete the bestiary

Yeah I had it in my head

it's
at least mechanically
an enjoyable game

wait no
it's grass
TOUCH IT

beastality = death

F**K I MISREAD IT