No joke/bambi ocs! Romance rp!

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*walks up to him* "oi"

Guy: What.

-she grabs his sholder and digs her fingernails into it- "leave.them.the.f**k.alone. *her green eye lights up*

Guy: She is fine with it

(gonna add some undertale refrences here lol) -she takes the flower thing off- *her purple eye is glowing* [ding!] -the guy's "soul" lights up a blueish purple-

(AS YOU SHOULD MAN/GIRL/JSKSKAKAKA IT'S DYING)

Guy:What the f**k..?

"are you ready to have a terrible time?"

Guy: The f**k?!

*slams him into 'cealing'* "you.f**ked.up."

Guy: *coughs*
Marcy: *gasps*

-suddenly the room becomes dark and empty, the girl looks at marcy- "you may want to cover your ears and look away, it's gonna be [radio static]

Marcy: *does so*

Beast dragnoc: *he touches the guys shoulder his hand feels very cold...*

Guy: What?

L e a v e h e r a l o n e

Funtendo: Hey. She doesn't look like she's having fun.

Guy: I think she is.

Funtendo: Don't make me call Mr. V.

Liz: Hey Buddy! Go away or else,

Guy: No.

Liz: Men these days *sigh* omg what the hell is that?! *points in a direction*

Very late reply lmao))
Guy: *He looked in the direction*

(Ik sorry)
*Liz grabbed Marcy and pulled her out of there*

Marcy: "Thank you, ma'am."

Liz: No problem, I have felt that pain before...

Marcy: "Do you want to talk about it...?"

Liz:U-um no im fine. Anyways, how did you get yourself in that situation?

Marcy: "He just walked up to me and started doing that, I guess."

Liz: oh. Um. Do you wanna get Ice cream?

Marcy: "Yeah, sure :)"

*Liz gets in her car and invites Marcy in*

Marcy: *hesitantly gets in*

*Liz heads to an ice cream parlor*

"That's still a long time. Do you want a drink or something?" (I gotchu w/ the new thread)

(Damm das kinda smart)
Marcy: Oh, it's alright.

"Alright. So you're here with a friend?"

Marcy: Ha yes, her name is Aliya and she-
Aliya: Hello!

Katamari: *turns around* "Hi!"

Aliya: Hiiii!

*ordes drink for self as Aliya sits down*

Aliya: Whaz ur name

"Katamari. Nice to meet you."

Aliya: That's a nice name, you too.

(My mind when you said Marceline was "she's a vampire")
"I got that dude who was annoying Marcy to f**k off."

(Sure)

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=F-KCOeNOsVcHEZ5S4jAyqYNWeENh014B

(Haha, she isn't, she is connected to the paranormal and murder, though.)
Aliya: Again?! He follkws her everywhere...

"Really? That's trashy."

Aliya: Yeah it is.

"So what do you two do for a living?"

Marcy: That's... confidential, for me.
Aliya: Oh, I'm a baker!

*looks at Marcy* "Cool! I'm an assassin."

Marcy: Ah, I guess I could tell you then. I'm an assasin as well...

"Knew it."

Marcy: *chuckles, shaking her head*

(memechat?)