💅💅💅THE "BULLY"💅💅💅
💅💅💅💅💅SOOOOO. an FYI: this isn't technically my story, I wasn't there, my sister told me what happened.
So basically, there's this guy at my school who looks like he's from an 80s movie. He has slicked back hair, jeans, and a huge belt. like thats his uniform or something. and get this - his name is cornelius like what kind of a name is that sir
Anyways so my sister is in gym class and he comes over to her when she's holding a ball and corn here comes over and (this is an important piece of information: he is only taller than her by like an inch or so, and she's pretty short) leans over her and says "give me the ball, pipsqueak" LIKE PIPSQUEAK??!!? COME ON!!!! WHERE DID HE LEARN TO ROAST, FROM HIS GRANDPA?! and then shes like "nah" and he said "or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich". Let me tell you: never in my 14 years of living have I ever seen someone say "knuckle sandwich" out loud as a threat. Like, if I was in that situation, I would be like *tucks hair behind ear* awww did your m o m pack that for you? but unfortunately I wasn't there so I couldn't say that. and my sister had like no fighting skills so all she did was say "I'm not giving you this ball." so then he hovers his fist right in front of her face and she says "I'm not scared of you, c o r n e l i u s." and he was like "iM jUsT kIdDiNg AnYwAyS xD lMaO" and runs away. like bro who does that. this guy has no skills lol
I told my sister there were two situations she could have done: say the "aw did your mom pack that for you" thing, or let him punch you and fall dramatically like in those Karen videos and scream loudly "OW! YOU DENTED MY PIPSQUEAK FACE!!!!!"
she really wanted to do those but unfortunately her class moved to a new game today so she never got to do that.
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