HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPING "what" A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHING "what" AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN "what" TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE TOAD SAID SO
