MOM: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! ME: NO U YOU NEVER WEAR CLOTHES OR GET OUT OF BED EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING SO; MOM: NOO UR MY CHILD U HAVE TO BE THE ANNOYING UNRESPONSIBLE ONE; ME: ONLY WORKS WITH -GOOD- PARENTS; MOM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO