OH NO

James: oh hi

???: ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT GETTING KILLED?

James: no

(can I use my AU Selever)

ye

(K)
Selever: bro wtf-

*The mysterious figure pulls a knife out of their pocket*

Selever: *grabs knife* stop.

Frosty:AAH!

*The mysterious figure pulls out a knife*

Frosty:eep

???: ILL MAKE THIS QUICK....

Frosty:someone help! *shivers in fear*

???: THERE'S NO ONE AROUND TO SAVE YOU NOW....
*The mysterious figure raises the knife up*

Frosty:AAAAAAAHHH!

*Suddenly a gust of wind knocks the mysterious figure's mask off revealing its Zach*
Zach: F**K!!

Frosty:huh?!?

*Zach covers her face*
Zach: THIS CANT BE F**KING HAPPENING!

Frosty: *runs away*

Zach: Of course it had to be like this! DAMNIT!

Jacob: Can you not?

Zach: Pretty f**kin awesome dude

Jacob: okay

Zach: Except my job is to be the grim reaper while Macabre is at the beach with her family. And the job is very stressful.... -_-

Jacob: Wait, so you kill people on purpose?

Zach: are you f**king deaf!? Yes! but i only have a few more days left, so thats nice :)

Jacob: Oh, okay. But do you need some money or somethin?

Zach: No, your life....sorry dude

Jacob: Sorry, but I need to go somewhere

Zach: Sorrry but, the only place you're going is the pearly white gates.......

Jacob: * Breaks his scythe * Ya sure

(Zach is actually female, but it's fine that you called her a male)
Zach: I control the lightning dumbass

Jacob: So?

Zach: Skadoosh
*Then lightning strikes Jacob*

Jacob; * it doesn't effect him *

Zach: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE F**K?!

Jacob: * Yeets her in the air *

Zach: I can also hover dumbass!

Jacob: Oh

*Meanwhile in Hell....*
Xander: HOLY F**K ZACH JUST GOT YEETED INTO THE AIR!

XD

*They bust through the window*
Vanessa: *High Pitched demonic screeching*

Jacob: bye * Teleports away *

*They teleport to where he is*
Xander: dude, you can't run forever

Jacob: So what

Xander: So what So what you boring little f**k?

Jacob: Lol

Xander: Anyways, You're going to the cube! how fun, am i right folks?
*cue distorted laugh track*

Jacob: no

(Ikr)
Xander: Nvm she's good

Jacob: * Yeets her into a building *

Zach: F**KER!
*Back in Hell.....*
Xander: Hey Vanessa? Could you go up and help Zach? She's getting her ass kicked
Vanessa: i guess... But you're coming with me.

Jacob: * Des the default dance and leaves *

*Meanwhile, this time in space...*
Lady Arceus: ARE YOU F**KING JOKING!?
*Back on earth....*
Vanessa & Xander: *Very pissed off demon noises*

at a burger king
Jacob: can i get a burger please?

Vanessa: THAT F**KIN BASTARD!

did she say that in kurger bing?

(No, where jacob last was)
Xander: Apparently he's in a burger king
Vanessa: THEN LETS F**KIN GO THERE
Xander: Ok sheesh -_-

Jacob; * Eats bogir *

???: Im just doing my job, and i dont get paid enough for this... -_-

Jacob: Wait, this is a job?

???: Dont think about it to much..

Jacob: No, you get paid for this?

*??? takes their mask off*
Zach: Yup, i get paid just above minimum wage

Jacob: You could get a better job

Zach: Xander could do better than that tbh

Jacob: what

Zach: Xander. He's a good friend of mine, and the ruler of hell, and my boss. so he could do better than that

Jacob: Oh, okay