Top ten reasons why I need the uncensored even though I'm not a horny bastard:
1. I want to die.
2. I need it for scientific purposes.
3. Cassandra is hot as frag.
4. I need to AirDrop it to a girl to make her stop trying to date me, because I have a girlfriend and it's not her.
5. My friend who is a horny bitch wants it.
6. I want to sell it for $39.99 to fund a good cause.
7. Thanos threatened to snap me out of existence if I didn't send him uncensored porn links, and I want to give him this.
8. I want to epicly troll my two single gay friends.
9. I want to make my girlfriend lose all hope for humanity's survival.
10. I need troll one of my former principals with it for $100 from one of my gay friends.
Could have just gone 'my friend'
Also I'm not letting you torment your girlfriend, or make your other friends uncomfortable, or sell other people's work.
You can die though, that's cool. You sound pretty insensitive smh.