Teacher: what are you laughing at
Me: nothing
My brain:

id still eat it

looks great! maybe a bit more sugar, but great

r/technicallythetruth

Ive made worse.

What's the matter, dear?
You haven't even touched your cheesecake :(

life

Aside from that?

Never tell a literate person to make a cheesecake, or you get this.

if you catch them reading and comprehending a single word they're already too far gone

Yes

ALL HAIL THE TRUE CHEESE CAKE