Imgflip day version (you can only comment one ability or power so make your comment worth it, but you can reply to others)

Flying

but you need to eat baked beans first

Lol

but every time you do it you get really bad diarrhea

Lmaoo

Lmao

You have to be wearing only a speedo for it to work

Pffft-

shapeshift to be an actual intelligent doggo

but you need to be holding a can of Busch's Baked Beans

I love baked beans

You can only do it once

F

Flight

but you can only do it at exactly 2:00 PM

Shzhzkkk noooo

lol

The ability to assassinate anyone at anytime

Just kidding forget my reply, I can’t choose since it’s my own post

All of my replies can also be ignored for these rules, first reply that isn’t me is fine

Ok

That’s tough

Forget my reply, it’s my own post so I can’t choose, also it should have said to the first guy.

Superspeed

First reply that isn’t me chooses, I can’t choose since I posted this image. If I were to choose, your side affect is as you use it the chance of you getting cancer increases with each use.

Not being socially awkward

I’m not allowed choose since it’s my own post so first person to reply that isn’t me will choose. If I were to choose, you have crippling depression.

Makes sense

teleportation

you have to eat vomit for a minute to teleport somewhere

Slow down time

you have to eat brocolli for a whole month first

Death Touch

but it also works the other way around

So I can kill things and bring things back to life?

BET

no like
you can kill people by touching them
but they can kill you by touching you

DAMNIT

You're brother's making you angry so you kill him, wait a minute, then bring him back to life.

YES

You can only do it for one second

ohok

You can only do it on plants

ohok

to keep a gf

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you have to vomit in front of them first

:(

Rip

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