IIII SAW MOMMY KISSING SAAAAANTA CLAUS-

3 words, Eat The Mistletoe, Why? Idk Why It Just Looks Yummy.

or id just walk away

I'd kiss.

wait that's illegal she has a boyfriend

I know. It's a what if question.

F to your tagline

*eats mistletoe* What mistletoe?

Run in the other direction very quickly to avoid anything weird

*moves a bit farther*

*burns the mistletoe* now that mistletoe it's just like my pizza. On f i r e

*push you*

*falls off the roof*

Shit.

*jumps off the roof and reaches to the ground and catches you*

*Dramatic titanic pose*

Ye. Perks of a Warlock and Werewolf. And if I were to die,.I would be those and a Vampire

XD

*gets too embarassed and does nothing*

*le pats head*

*smiles* t-thanks

Your welcome :3 *kisses again* *then trots off to go hunt down santa*

*goes to hunt him down as well*

*blushes*
um idk what to do

-w-

-v-

suicide

*walks away*

*slams santa hat on his head*

Well fine..

What do you want from me?

“That mistletoe’s fake! I swear!”